Welcome to The International Association of Drunk Bastards

<body text="#FFFFFF" bgcolor="#000000"> <p align="center"> <font face="Arial" color="#FF0000" size="2">GUESS WHAT...</font></p> <p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="2">You are one of the seven people left on the planet (the other six live in a pothole on the Major Deegan Expressway) who has a browser that doesn't support frames.</font></p> <p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="2">Well, this is the 21st century.  Stop using Internet Explorer 0.23 and upgrade.  It's not like it costs you anything!</font></p> <p align="center"><font face="Arial" size="2">I'm too lazy and this site is too big to do a non-frames version.  So, if you have some sort of moral dilemma with having a frames-capable browser, or you feel like you are making a moral stand by not using frames, tough titty for you.</font></p> </body>