Because the world is too fucked a place to make up shit like this

With all the stupid people you and I come across on a daily basis, you would think that some of them would do something worthy of getting into the news, right?

Right.

"News Of The Bizarre" is a collection of news articles from around the world demonstrating why certain people shouldn't be allowed out of the house.

Any spelling or grammatical errors in the articles are the fault of the writers and editors - the words are copied directly from their pages.  I'm not here to correct the grammar of others.