One Way to Make Sure Santa Delivers...		How NOT to Handle Your Work Attitude
Snowman Mugging		Lost Puppy
Bad Prison Break		Settling a Car Accident Claim
Victory Against Terrorism		Frosty Robbed
Priorities When Dying In The Desert		Kids "got milk?"
The Easter Bunny		Wedding in Arkansas
When To Stop Buying Her Drinks		Presidential 21-Gum Salute
How Fights Start		The Gift of Flowers
Garfield Fishing		Gynecologist Convention
Trick or... uh...		His and Hers Garages
His and Hers Views on the Future		The Workings of the Male Brain
Osama Finishes a Book		Leftovers
The Perfect Woman		Beginner's Porn
Redneck Windows		Morticians
Condom Machine Refund		Sheepherders
Toy Sale		Bargain Vasectomy
When Santa Knows You've Been Bad		Starr Wars (passé, but good artwork)
Blind Farmer		Be Careful What You Wish For...
Beer Bellies Are Useful		User-Friendly?
Hooters' New Chain Concept		Stray Bar
Adult Dog Store		Moses As A Baby
This Was Only A Test...		Noah's Ark
Sesame Street Thanksgiving		Show Yer Tits
Cat Hairball		Buying Greeting Cards