What's a bar without girls?

On none of these pages will you find small shitty scans.  No grainy crap vidcap shots.  Every picture (with perhaps the exception of a mere handful) is high-quality.  I've scoured the ends of the earth for these pictures.  Gentlemen, start your engines!

The Drunk Bastard Threesome!
18 January 2006


Eva Longoria

Imogen Bailey

Miscellaneous Girlies

Previously Featured Women
(in order of their appearance as the "Girl Of The Moment")


Jaime Pressley

Rachel Leigh Cook

Brittany Daniel
     

Natalie Portman

Bridget Hall

Josie Maran
     

Kelly Hu

Vanessa Marcil

Anna Kournikova
     

Catherine Bell

Gretchen Mol

Katherine Heigl
     

Sung Hi Lee

Charlize Theron

Salma Hayek
     

Izabella Scorupco

Tara Reid

Estella Warren
     

Kari Wuhrer

Kristanna Loken

Naomi Watts
     

Amy Smart

Patricia Barros

Keira Knightley
     

Gisele Bundchen

Victoria Beckham

Elisa Bridges
     

Almudena Fernandez

Adriana Sklenarikova

Susan Ward
     

Eva Herzigova

Elisha Cuthbert

Kylie Bax
     

Victoria Pratt

Ali Landry

Jessica Alba
     

Holly Valance

Carmen Electra

Heidi Klum
     

Nell McAndrew

Heather Graham

Natasha Henstridge
     

Natalia Paris

James King

Jennifer Ellison

Jewel Kilcher

Katie Price
   

CLICK HERE FOR HARDCORE PICS OF THEM!

For all of the women who may say that I am using this page as promoting my site through the use of gratuitous sex appeal... duh.  And for those who feel that all I am doing is promoting the treatment of women as objects, all I can say is that at least I'm not treating objects as women.  Yes, I appreciate beauty, and for all you ladies who say that these kinds of images are the reason for so much insecurity on the part of women everywhere blah blah blah, remind me to question you on your human objectification issue next time you're rubbing your crotch while watching a Russell Crowe movie.  And NO, I will NOT put up a "Guy of the Moment" page, because I was blessed with heterosexuality at birth, and, well, it would be gay if I did that.

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