THE GUEST BOOK HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY SUSPENDED

I was hoping that putting a nasty note to these online buy my drugs idiots would stop them from flooding my inbox with ads for hydrocodone, xanax, levitra, et. al.  I was wrong.  Apparently, the dumb fucks that send these things can't read English, or are too stupid to understand that all they're doing is creating more mail for me to delete.  Whatever the reason, they won't stop.  And now, the "gay black cock online" gang has gotten in on the act.  GREAT, just who I wanted to join the party.  So, if you can stop them nicely, stop them some other way.  I'll put the form back up... at a later date.  I haven't decided when.

THE ENTRIES
from the most recent on down

Name: Mackzina White Vamp
Location: Augusta Georgia
How I Got Here: A friend told me about it
I Come Here About: Never been here before
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: Vodka 100 proof
I Get Drunk: Every weekend
Favorite Part: don't know yet

no

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Name: ME! ME, baby, ME! (as said by Jack Black)
Location: TX
How I Got Here: Got WHERE? Where the fuck am I?
I Come Here About: Never been here before
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: Tsunami (it's eight drinks in one)
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: WTF?

"That brings a tear to my glass eye."

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Name: Dmi the Tree
Location: shit hole
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: Never been here before
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: absinthe
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: dunno yet, i havent fucking seen it

where the fuck can one buy absinthe in this shit hole called tasmania?... recently been located here and ahving withdrawals!

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Name: douglas
Location: Surrey, British Columbia
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: beer
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: the disclaimer section

Well... what the hell to say? It'shithard to say much when yer mind's basically a bloody beer soaked blank at best. Harder still if you type with two fucking fingers, normally I don't swear much but this site seems to be bringing my deeply repressed filth out. The fact that I just sucked down six cans of beer is undoubtably a factor... and yah it's normal for me to talk like mr. Spock with a harpoon up his bung hole, not sure what I meant by that... but what the fuck matter is it? Who cares? Who the hell would read shit like this and if they were what the fuck dif would it be? It's not like, I gotta love that word...like... for it's not like a stewpid drunk like me is gonna reveal the meaning of life all of a sudden. Even if I do happen to know... (love those repeating dots too...) Try to avoid using the stewpid brackets {()} but sometimes you got to use the bloody things. Oh! Is this out-pouring of mindless spew getting maybe just alittle tedious? Well what tha hell did you expect? I just finished telling you I was basically a piss tank now right? ... but you knew that... but I kinda guess you're pretty fucked up right now or you would'nt be reading this endless drivel. FUCK!!! This IS the site I've been looking for all these booze blurred years! I've not run on at the keyboard like this since I don't give a pppppplllllpppttttp (THAT was a fart) I hope the mib's are'nt monitoring this for use aginst me sometime later...perhaps in case I ever run for office, so they can blackmail me into following their agenda. Well that's my fucking 15. I won't bother explaining what I meant by that chances are if you're too stupid/drunk or drunk and stupid to figure it out it would'nt matter how carefully I laid it out for you , you still would'nt comprehend.

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Name: Tom TJ
Location: Taiwan
How I Got Here: A friend told me about it
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: BasketBall... Friend's MIX Drink.. One and you are out of it.
I Get Drunk: A couple of times a month
Favorite Part: Dont know.. ill check more when i get back with my beer

Come to Taiwan.. Dont have to get the women drunk.. LOL And its not a joke.

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Name: Stoner (that's what people always call me)
Location: wherever the booze is
How I Got Here: A friend told me about it
I Come Here About: Whenever the urge hits
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: Jack Daniels
I Get Drunk: Every weekend
Favorite Part: The "Is That Gay?" section

If you sell the site, try not to sell it to a cunt who will fuck it up.

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Name: this guy
Location: here
How I Got Here: From another website (not a search engine)
I Come Here About: Whenever the urge hits
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: alcohol
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: misery loves company

my balls itch

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Name: John
Location: in my pants
How I Got Here: Got WHERE? Where the fuck am I?
I Come Here About: Never been here before
I Plan On Coming Back: Fuck you, dickhead!
My Favorite Drink Is: you cant drink plants!
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: the white lines you can pull up and down

the green asshole army guy told me to go here, now where the fuck do i sign up to protect the homeland?!

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Name: Bobo
Location: US
How I Got Here: From another website (not a search engine)
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: Heineken
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: Stories

Hey I'm writing to Bianca from Australia. They sell absynthe in Spain.

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Name: tatspirtprom
Location: Russia
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: Vodka! take a look over there: http://www.tatspirtprom.com/english/product
I Get Drunk: Every weekend

Welcome to Tatspirtprom’s web-site! Tatspirtprom is the biggest alcohol producer in Russia.
During many centuries vodka from alcohol that was made from natural grain, carefully grown by hands of people, is being produced on the territory of Tatarstan. The unique nature of Tatar land makes the taste of our vodka pure and soft.
Do you want to know the peculiarity of natural vodka?
The enterprises of Tatspirtprom work with hundreds large and small wholesale organisations, both in Russian Federation and outside of its boards. We’ll be very glad to see you among our partners. Tatspirtprom is a symbol of quality, individual approach and reliability of co-operation.

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Name: Bianca
Location: Australia (too embarrassed to say where)
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: Never been here before
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: predictable: Strawberry Daquiris
I Get Drunk: A couple of times a month
Favorite Part: The honesty

The question is...Absynthe!!! I am doing some historical research and want to find out what it is/was made from and secondly my gothic alcolic frined wants to know where he can get some of the real deal!!! I have heard it is referred to as the 'Green Fairy' and you can buy a watered-down imitation...but I'm after something with a little more integrity. Cheers baby!

You want absinthe that is made with wormwood.  Absinthe from the Czech Republic is generally considered the best.

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Name: Big Mac
Location: San Dimas , Ca
How I Got Here: Got WHERE? Where the fuck am I?
I Come Here About: Whenever the urge hits
I Plan On Coming Back: Fuck you, dickhead!
My Favorite Drink Is: captain morgans rum
I Get Drunk: Every weekend
Favorite Part: everything

i love the swwet taste of alcohol

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Hey dude,

ure just cool man! i really enjoyed ya comments on he patricia barros pix and stuff , was laughin a lot ! thx for makin me laugh!

ure a comedian!

good work!

take care kenny,

greetings from germany,

Markus

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Name: Patty-Korn
Location: Duisburg / Germany
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: Never been here before
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: Korn / Beer / Vodka
I Get Drunk: Every weekend
Favorite Part: Rentings of a crazy Drunk

alcohol rulez the world and especially Germany.

Have a look:

http://www.trichter-vernichter.de

There you get an impression what is drinkin' over here in Germany!!!

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Name: Big "E"
Location: North Carolina, but currently IRAQ
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: Crown Royal
I Get Drunk: A couple of times a month
Favorite Part: Is that Gay? IS THAT GAY?

Big shout out to CSC Scania, Iraq: Paradise in the desert.

Hi Mom!

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Name: T-Mac
Location: San Diego
How I Got Here: Got WHERE? Where the fuck am I?
I Come Here About: Every day (I have no life)
I Plan On Coming Back: Fuck you, dickhead!
My Favorite Drink Is: BEER
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: Fucking everything

You need to quit your job and keep this site updated man

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Name: brandon
Location: washington
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: bush light
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: i dont know cause your makein me fill this shit out

first of all.... i dont know what the fuck wistfully poignant means. and just to be an ass.... "not really"

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Name: elf
Location: Nashvill Auto DIESEL College
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: Every day (I have no life)
I Plan On Coming Back: Fuck you, dickhead!
My Favorite Drink Is: Natral Ice
I Get Drunk: Every weekend
Favorite Part: cocktail guide

Have you tried the flamin dr pepper

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Name: Gidla Dong
Location: NE1 4AP
How I Got Here: Got WHERE? Where the fuck am I?
I Come Here About: Every day (I have no life)
I Plan On Coming Back: Fuck you, dickhead!
My Favorite Drink Is: Sambuca
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: This is a site?

I can dwink a cunk udder da tablet any pay

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Name: Johnny1500
Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota.
How I Got Here: A friend told me about it
I Come Here About: Whenever the urge hits
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: ICE COLD MGD
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: I'm still exploring the funny fucking site!

If your looking for me I'm in the garage next to the fridge containing the MGD.

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Name: Hansenator
Location: michigan friggin usa
How I Got Here: Got WHERE? Where the fuck am I?
I Come Here About: Never been here before
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: miller lite
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: where am i?

dude..this site is awsome..i am waisted and have nothing to do so i am lookin at your site and it rocks man. holy shittenfuck sitls this is the best thign sever. so anyways i doubled with some chicks tomigt my first time very. two chisks and me camn u belive it or what dude it was so awsome i amridin high on cloud fuckin49 or someshit yea. nice site dude. woo yeah

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Name: Phil
Location: Great Britain
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: Every day (I have no life)
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: Purple People Eater - a cocktail if you didn't know
I Get Drunk: A couple of times a month
Favorite Part: uhh... most of it. I don't like commitment.

The meaning of life is... 5-25 years in prison, depending on how many people you've killed and how drunk the parole officer is.

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Name: sir flawless
Location: louisiana
How I Got Here: Got WHERE? Where the fuck am I?
I Come Here About: Every day (I have no life)
I Plan On Coming Back: Fuck you, dickhead!
My Favorite Drink Is: incredible hulk
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: being twisted and typing

what the fuck eva mannnn!!!!!!

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Name: T-Mac
Location: San Diego
How I Got Here: Got WHERE? Where the fuck am I?
I Come Here About: Every day (I have no life)
I Plan On Coming Back: Fuck you, dickhead!
My Favorite Drink Is: Beer
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: stuff

When you gonna bring back "How Much to Fuck That"?

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Name: Fat Fucker
Location: Scotland
How I Got Here: Some douchebag mass e-mailed me shit from you
I Come Here About: Every day (I have no life)
I Plan On Coming Back: Fuck you, dickhead!
My Favorite Drink Is: Any fuckin thing that does the trick.
I Get Drunk: Every weekend
Favorite Part: Fuck knows I have,nt looked yet.

"A blank space conveys the point quite well,thank you".Fuckin lah de dah, What uppity, self opinionated Bastard wrote that.

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Name: Matt from E.C
Location: East Chicago, In. USA
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: Whenever the urge hits
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: Budweiser
I Get Drunk: Every weekend
Favorite Part: The liberal use of the word fuck

I was looking for the worst bars in America. Some of the bars listed sound like nice places. I enjoyed ( older and wiser ) going into places that scared you. Bars with a wide variety of beers, what's that? Five or six domestics, two imports, well drinks and shots, that's it. Ethnic liquor varieties are fine. Some of the places you list sound like fucking palaces.

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Name: Warusukisan
Location: South Carolina
How I Got Here: A friend told me about it
I Come Here About: Every day (I have no life)
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: Vodka
I Get Drunk: Every weekend
Favorite Part: AssClowns

being the intelligent bastard i am i actually do not know what wistfully poignant means. anyway, the site is funny, perverted, and crude, all good characteristics in my book. thanks for the laughs man

-dave

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Name: retardzoo
Location: fd
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: d
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now

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Name: galileo prlopich
Location: podina
How I Got Here: Some douchebag mass e-mailed me shit from you
I Come Here About: Every day (I have no life)
I Plan On Coming Back: Fuck you, dickhead!
My Favorite Drink Is: SLIVOVICA
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: THA DRUNK BASTARD PHOTO album

bur af koookolgoir

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Name: Big AL
Location: NYC
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: Whenever the urge hits
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: bourbon and beer
I Get Drunk: A couple of times a month
Favorite Part: how to stock a wet bar

"Remember, wherever you go - that's where you are"

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Name: Tim
Location: washington
How I Got Here: A friend told me about it
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: black and tan
I Get Drunk: Rarely
Favorite Part: unknown

hello

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hey there,
your stuff is so bad!
but damn funny!!!!!
keep it up......i mean the new jokes perv
even the women bashing is funny.

stacy

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Name: kitty
Location: stl
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: Never been here before
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: sammys oatmeal stout or rare vos or delirium, usuall just milwaukees best ice
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: dont know yet

work is the curse of the drinking class.....?

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Name: abc
Location: cde
How I Got Here: A friend told me about it
I Come Here About: Every day (I have no life)
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: 321
I Get Drunk: Rarely
Favorite Part: 123

I think that cancelling "How much to fuck that" is lame. It was the best contest on Internet. Just confess already that you got threatened with lawsuit by one of the "ladies".

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Name: ARCE SOMA
Location: NY
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: HENNESY
I Get Drunk: Rarely
Favorite Part: EVERY THING

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Name: Andrew Miller Member #39
Location: Visalia CA USA
How I Got Here: Got WHERE? Where the fuck am I?
I Come Here About: Every day (I have no life)
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: Liquid Cocain shots
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: none of it

You advetive this kidz\a shit on the message board and maby im just to fucked up, but how the fucj are we supposed to see it if there aint no link or nuthin. Just a thought. Back to my booze.

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Name: Lonestar
Location: Texas
How I Got Here: From another website (not a search engine)
I Come Here About: Once a week or so
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: mmmm....Beer.
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: the drunk part

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Name: Kellie Galore
Location: Dothan, Alabama
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: Every day (I have no life)
I Plan On Coming Back: Fuck you, dickhead!
My Favorite Drink Is: Ice Cold Miller Light...lots of them in a row
I Get Drunk: Every weekend
Favorite Part: Audio and Video

I am a Rock Jock on the Radio and was using a lot of your stuff on air until Janet Jackson had a fu@#ing "wardrobe Malfunction" and then the FCC found all things funny indecent. Love your sight

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Name: mark
Location: Milton Keynes, England, United Kingdom
How I Got Here: Got WHERE? Where the fuck am I?
I Come Here About: Every day (I have no life)
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: Stella
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: everthing
Email: summit_summit@hotmail.com

zoeye is hot

(read about Mark and Zoeye on the ASSCLOWNS page)

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Name: Sharon
Location: NM
How I Got Here: From another website (not a search engine)
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: Perma Frost
I Get Drunk: A couple of times a month
Favorite Part: Don't know yet

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Name: shawn wood
Location: toronto, canada
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is:
I Get Drunk: Every weekend
Favorite Part:

just wanted to let you know your site rocks! thanks for the tips on how to stock up my bar.

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Name:
Location:
How I Got Here: A friend told me about it
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: vodka
I Get Drunk: Every weekend
Favorite Part: dont know

pissed as a fart

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Name: T-Mac
Location: Middle of the goddamn ocean
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: Once a week or so
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: Beer
I Get Drunk: Every weekend
Favorite Part: How Much to Fuck that

I'm floating around the middle of the Damn Pacific Ocean right now (satellites are a beatiful thing) and I just wanted to let you know that your site is keeping me sane right now.

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Name: glasgow125
Location: glasgow
How I Got Here: A friend told me about it
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: wine
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: dunno

eh?

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Name: mph
Location: liverpool
How I Got Here: From another website (not a search engine)
I Come Here About: Every day (I have no life)
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: a crate of stella and a snickers to put a lining on my stomach
I Get Drunk: Every weekend
Favorite Part: ranting like a good un

sweet bloke who is missunderstood. i mean who cares, they are dead anyway and i put them back and its not as if they make alot of noise and i use air freshener afterwards

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Name: bwill
Location: germantown ohio
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: beer
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: pics

it is great

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Name: The Sector
Location: Kentucky
How I Got Here: Got WHERE? Where the fuck am I?
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: Scotch
I Get Drunk: Every weekend
Favorite Part: Your rant and the ass clown page

You un-friendly banter with that British chap was awe-inspring, to rip a jerks ass like that is something that donsen't come around to often... but for you I imagine it gets to happen more often than not.

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Name: Kent
Location: Tasmania, Australia
How I Got Here: Got WHERE? Where the fuck am I?
I Come Here About: Once a week or so
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: Beer
I Get Drunk: Every weekend
Favorite Part: Assclowns

Among other things I find this website funny, educational and insightful. When, for whatever reason I need to find out about american political history I find myself browsing the pages of drunkbastard... at least I always know I will get a humerous spin on it! Thankyou!

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Name: socoshirley
Location: denton,tx
How I Got Here: Got WHERE? Where the fuck am I?
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Fuck you, dickhead!
My Favorite Drink Is: southern comfort
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: the big grin on my face right now

As a former gutterpunk,now settled with my old man and our two young kids in Texass,we need some kind of fucking reminder of how life used to be-even though we don't remember much seeing as we met in New Orleans.

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Name: Dude
Location: Tucson
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: plentiful
I Get Drunk: Every weekend
Favorite Part: Harley Rant

Rant probably didn't go far enough. Can't believe these morons who spend that kind of money to look "cool" (if they say so) on a POS that spends more time in the service deaprtment of dead on the side of the road that actually opertional. Nice leahters, you dumbasses. I have spent many hours pondering how these assholes could look any stupider. Guess what, they already reached the pinnacle of stupidity. Harley riders, take a bow!

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Name: red
Location:
How I Got Here: A friend told me about it
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: beer
I Get Drunk: A couple of times a month
Favorite Part: all of it

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Name: spider mike
Location: indiana
How I Got Here: From another website (not a search engine)
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: bourbon
I Get Drunk: Rarely
Favorite Part: the sign in page

grab a brew, don't cost nothing

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Name: Mingus Tourette
Location: Canada
How I Got Here: A friend told me about it
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: Double Rum and Coke
I Get Drunk: Every weekend
Favorite Part: How much to fuck that.

You salve my soul.

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Name: zoeye
Location: ohio
How I Got Here: Got WHERE? Where the fuck am I?
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Fuck you, dickhead!
My Favorite Drink Is: ummm...dont have a favorite
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: all

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Name: Sir Andy
Location: Espoo, Finland
How I Got Here: Got WHERE? Where the fuck am I?
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: Vodka, with tap water
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: Alas, the hangover thingy for this time of week

Only a question.
Can I add a link to your site to mine?
See www.altcastle.net if you have time.

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Name: GoldynWolf
Location: Iowa
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: beer
I Get Drunk: A couple of times a month
Favorite Part: I havent navigated all of it yet...

This is hilarious...must...bookmark...site!

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Name: Nelly
Location: Pee Park FL
How I Got Here: Got WHERE? Where the fuck am I?
I Come Here About: Whenever the urge hits
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: Bud Light
I Get Drunk: Every weekend
Favorite Part: the pictures of course

Why is my penis always hard??

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Name: jack and danny
Location: amelmahae
How I Got Here: A friend told me about it
I Come Here About: Once a week or so
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: the de`il`s pish
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: the prostitute gazzete

i like to frequent the glasgow green and i like to get propositioned by a different girl every time i go there cos i like gettin my cock sucked for only £15.00 i get to suck their tits squeeze them hard whilst getting my cock sucked very roughly without a bag on i even get to shoot it in their mouth if i want to...just brilliant girls..keep up the good work.

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Name: Lady Sidhe
Location: Hammond, La.
How I Got Here: From another website (not a search engine)
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: Margarita
I Get Drunk: Rarely
Favorite Part: Assclowns...

Damn, this is some funny shit. Somehow, after reading this, my life doesn't seem to suck quite so bad. Thanks!

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Name: GOD
Location: HEAVEN
How I Got Here: Got WHERE? Where the fuck am I?
I Come Here About: Never been here before
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: HOLEY BARTENDER
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: WEIYD SHIT

o' YES RIGHT YOU ARE, I am GOD and you will put many many more funy video and sound clips, ither that, or burn in HELL

Your choice.

Thank You,
YOUR SAV...um... ME!

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Name: caleb
Location: iowa
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: beer
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: more options for drinking

what the fuck

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Name: Raoul
Location: NJ
How I Got Here: Got WHERE? Where the fuck am I?
I Come Here About: Every day (I have no life)
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: vodka... outta the bottle
I Get Drunk: Rarely
Favorite Part: I like the whole goddamn thing

I am reticent to acknowledge that there exists another bastard as sick as I am. Now, when my wife exclaims "You are one sick bastard", I can reply "And... I'm not alone."

Thank you, you drunk bastard!

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Name: Bill
Location: Earth
How I Got Here: Got WHERE? Where the fuck am I?
I Come Here About: Whenever the urge hits
I Plan On Coming Back: Fuck you, dickhead!
My Favorite Drink Is: Busch Baby
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: sure not his shit

If you can't drink it...screw it!

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Name: BIGFB
Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia
How I Got Here: Got WHERE? Where the fuck am I?
I Come Here About: Whenever the urge hits
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: IRISH CAR BOMB
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: What A Fuckin Week I'm Having

No, I'm too pissed.

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Name: Todd Han
Location: Topeka,KS
How I Got Here: Got WHERE? Where the fuck am I?
I Come Here About: Whenever the urge hits
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: a free one
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: the monthly babe

Coming to this site has been the unequivocal highlight of my malnourished and previously aimless existence. I now have a purpose. THANK YOU drunkbastard.net!

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Name: mmm
Location: north carolina
How I Got Here: A friend told me about it
I Come Here About: Once a week or so
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: hennessey
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part:

you turnaround twice and your ass is still behind you

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Name: Angela
Location: HOME where did you think i was?
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: Whenever the urge hits
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite DrinkIs: Tiquila
I Get Drunk: Rarely
Favorite Part: The hole fucking thing Kenny

FUCK YOU KENNY I DONT HAVE TO DO ANY THING I DONT WHAT TO ASS.

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Name: if I told you my real name I would have to kill you U
Location: nowhere
How I Got Here: A friend told me about it
I Come Here About: Whenever the urge hits
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: AA
I Get Drunk: Rarely
Favorite Part: X

You will die.

(But really, won't we all eventually?  Where the fuck do I find these people?)

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Name: lilycricket
Location: jerseyshore
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: vodka gin hmmmm
I Get Drunk: A couple of times a month
Favorite Part: the lovely name

I am looking for a spill proof martini glass. Go ahead, laugh or mock all you want. I am an avid scrapbooker that drinks martini's and only travel mugs with spill proof lids are allowed at crops (parties where we scrappers get drunk and pretend to work on scrapbooks). I am going to a 4 day crop in atlantic city and will require a martini glass with a sippy lid. I am NOT joking, I am trying to find 8 of them, so that I can share my love of the perfect cocktail with my fellow Cropaholics. Cheers.

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Hello there Kenny my name is Angela and I just found your web site and let me say its cool but lacking in the girl stuff any way I give you props keep up the good or should I say drunk work lol.

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Name: Satan
Location: right behind you, with a knife
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: Every day (I have no life)
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: Blood with whiskey in it
I Get Drunk: Rarely
Favorite Part: Is that gay? I like to kill gays

I will take your soul to Hell with me, where you will be forced to obey my every whim. I will torture you to death with rusty nails even if you obey me.

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Name: scooter
Location: las vegas
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Fuck you, dickhead!
My Favorite Drink Is: gin
I Get Drunk: Rarely
Favorite Part: dunno

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Name: If I told you my real name I would have to kill you
Location: nowhere
How I Got Here: Got WHERE? Where the fuck am I?
I Come Here About: Every day (I have no life)
I Plan On Coming Back: Fuck you, dickhead!
My Favorite Drink Is: sang som
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: say what!

If I told you I would have to kill you.

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Name: ^ - - ^ meow
Location: on half-chair in front of monitor
How I Got Here: From another website (not a search engine)
I Come Here About: Never been here before
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: cheap rum
I Get Drunk: Rarely
Favorite Part: TheDrunkBastard Genesis HowThisShitGotStarted

I meow at people.

I like this site and am glad to now have it entered into me archive of sites visited.

^ · · ^ "Meow."

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Name: TinaLu
Location: Southeast MO
How I Got Here: Got WHERE? Where the fuck am I?
I Come Here About: Whenever the urge hits
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: Bud Light bottle
I Get Drunk: A couple of times a month
Favorite Part: Uh... All of it?

You're the shit, you fucking drunk! I'll be adding a link from my site just as soon as I finish revamping the damn thing.

www.tinalu.com

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Name: Kat
Location: Washington State
How I Got Here: Got WHERE? Where the fuck am I?
I Come Here About: Whenever the urge hits
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: Topsy Turvy
I Get Drunk: Every weekend
Favorite Part: Your life makes me giggle!

Always drink at the bar, because if you spill your drink, it is a fact that it will go all over ever other person there, and not a drop will hit you. And if I'm sitting next to you, gravity will force it all on me and my favorite pants!

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Name: LadyNavyVet
Location: Medford, Oregon, USA
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: Every day (I have no life)
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite DrinkIs: Jack Daniels
I Get Drunk: Rarely
Favorite Part: Do I have to choose only ONE??? All of it is wonderful and a MUST!!!!

Hello, Kenny!

My name is Donnie Merritt. I am one of the Senior Moderators for GIJargon.com Sound Off! and a newly appointed moderator for R. Lee Ermey's Sound Off message boards. My handle on both sites is LadyNavyVet. Yes, I am a woman!

I stumbled across your site, DrunkBastard.net by pure accident and I am not only bookmarking it, I am recommending it to the members of both forums as well as to everyone in my address book! I have never laughed so hard in my life as I have this morning, just surfing your site! It's BRILLIANT!!

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!!!

Big Hugs!!

Donnie

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Name: Michelle
Location: Chandler, AZ
How I Got Here: From another website (not a search engine)
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: Don't drink
I Get Drunk: Rarely
Favorite Part: The Santa shitting down the chimney

Fuck you!

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Name: James
Location: Montana
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: Michelob
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now
Favorite Part: New to site

hAVE HAD A DRUNKEN EX-WIFE WHO LIKE TO FUCK ME AS SHE WAS DRUNK ALL THE TIME AND RAVENOUSLY WILD.

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Name: Jas
Location: ENGLAND
How I Got Here: From another website (not a search engine)
I Come Here About: Never been here before
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: FOSTERS
I Get Drunk: Every weekend
Favorite Part: The pics of the women!

LOVE SEX EVERY NITE!!

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Name: RCJ
Location: Charleston, WV
How I Got Here: Some douchebag mass e-mailed me shit from you
I Come Here About: Once a week or so
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: beer
I Get Drunk: Rarely
Favorite Part: all

I rarely get drunk anymore because my liver's on it's last cells.

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Name: bigkrup444
Location: PA
How I Got Here: From another website (not a search engine)
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: Jack daniel's
I Get Drunk: Every weekend
Favorite Part: I dunno just got here

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Name: Rick
Location: MA
How I Got Here: Got WHERE? Where the fuck am I?
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: hieniken and straight bacardi 151
I Get Drunk: Every weekend

i like sex

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Name: Shell
Location: MA
How I Got Here: A friend told me about it
I Come Here About: Every day (I have no life)
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: Bud light, Shots, mixed drinks--Sully's pterodactyls
I Get Drunk: Every weekend
Favorite Part: no response

This site was sent to me by my best friend melissa. What an awesome site. Definately one of the very few that keeps my interest. I love reading and adding new entries to the best and worst drunk bastard bars. The unique sense of humor is great...I can totally relate. Keep up the awesome job.LMFAO

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Name: Brian
Location: Dyersville, Iowa
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: Budweiser, Jack Daniels
I Get Drunk: Every weekend
Favorite Part: the stuff in Weird Shit

AOL SN is hardstorm1 feel free to fuck with me whenever i'm always up for a laugh

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Name: Melissa
Location: Tewksbury, Massachusetts
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: Every day (I have no life)
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: Heineken, Bud Light, mixed whatever, in that order
I Get Drunk: Every weekend

I found this site by mistake. One of the best ones I've made in a while! This site is awesome and it's great to see someone with a twisted sense of humor like my friends' and my own. And what the hell is a "warboy" anyway? lol Keep up the great work.

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Name: Julie
Location: Louisiana
How I Got Here: A friend told me about it
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: VODKA!!!! and long island iced tea
I Get Drunk: Every weekend

Funny ass website! really glad i found this! going to come back soon! i bet i have many many drunken pics that i could contribute to the page!!

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Name: Cat
Location: KY (not the gel)
How I Got Here: A friend told me about it
I Come Here About: Once a week or so
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: Scotch
I Get Drunk: Rarely

Nah, but I am glad you visited the Yahoo room. I guess that's my one brush with a near-celebrity. LOL! Maybe you were a bit rough on Jamie. He may never come back :( and I was really enjoying the ass kicking you gave him.

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Name: Jamie
Location: England, right next door to France
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Eh, once in a while (you are mildly entertaining)
My Favorite Drink Is: French wine, German beer
I Get Drunk: Every weekend

Your photo's are almost amusing but your line in racism is sickening. So fuck you warboy.

MY RESPONSE HERE

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Name: redneck mike
Location: elpaso, texas
How I Got Here: Search engine
I Come Here About: Once a week or so
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: jack daniels
I Get Drunk: Dude, I'm twisted right fucking now

i love to drink and it helps me to fget laid and that is fucking awsome...

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Name: Martin
Location: College
How I Got Here: A friend told me about it
I Come Here About: First Timer
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: Mike's Hard Lemonade
I Get Drunk: Every weekend

Your website is awesome, the girls on it are HOTT!!

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Name: kit
Location: evrop
How I Got Here: A friend told me about it
I Come Here About: Every day (I have no life)
I Plan On Coming Back: Often (I enjoy your misery)
My Favorite Drink Is: gin
How Often I Get Drunk: A couple of times a month

wow
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hey man way to go.your history is worth explaining and glad you didnt give up.keep it up we need more sites that are like yours.happy drunks are fun drunks and your keeping us happy.
--- Marc Bradley, Bartlesville, OK, USA - "i was drunk and surfing the net but thats all i can remeber had something todo with funny shit"

It seems quite pethetic that this site exists, wait, no it doesn't. Alcoholism isn't funny. It's just fun. Keep drinking!
--- Mark B., TCU, Fort Worth, TX, USA

i have a note from my professor saying this is research ! read an article about this tootsie where she said she had had no surgery and was interested in what mother nature could get up to.
very funny stuff . thanks for your effort. also it behooves us to remember that we all make our way thru life as best we can.
--- Ratbone

ööh.ehh.yeah..!
hey drunk and eeh..mm.jaa EEH.JAA!!
HAHAHA ..ehehh. ööhhh.
--- OBLEDUT, Sweden

Thanks for the laughs! My friend, Michelle, found your site one day and sent it to me. I don't think I've laughed so hard in years. I even printed the "Poopie From Outer Space" entry for my 23 year old son. Sorry to derive such pleasure from your misfortune.
--- Michelle's friend, Kentucky, USA

Burp!
--- Sandy, NYC, USA

Love the site man. Keep up the awesome work.
--- Nick, the Oregon coast, USA

hey great web site got me trashed many a time
--- Robert J.

This is by far one of, or perhaps the best, website I've ever been to! Keep it you crazy drunk...
--- Richard "Liquid Fire" D., Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

Finally! A site that I can actually relate to! Keep up the good work Kenny :o)
"I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day."
- Dean Martin
- Pete Justice, U.K.

Hello My name is Cally McGilloway, I'm 25 and live in London. just didnt think there would be another Cally McGilloway in this world lol!
--- London, England

just wanted to say your wet bar guide was great, i followed your advice pretty closely, but bought a little differently, my 21st birthday came off without a hitch, and everyone was impressed. oh and i tried myer's/cinnamon/vanilla bean thing...it's still sitting on my bar, i'm staring at it as we speak. thx for sharingyour knowledge with the rest of us!
--- Spikerates

This site is the fucking best. I love it. I go here like everyday. I like the website instructions WEBSITE INSTRUCTIONS:
(1) Put mouse on words
(2) click mouse button
(3) prepare to have brain sucked out of head

Good Job on the site.
--- Anonymous

This is like the most funniest site I've ever seen on the net, especially the picture page!
--- From Richard, Winnepeg, Manitoba, Canada

HI KENNY,MATE AT WORK TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR SITE,THOUGHT I'D CHECLK IT OUT!
--- From Brisbane, Australia

Nice page for those STUPID FRANCE AND GERMANY WANKS....
Only one thing... france is between Spain and Belgium u cunt ;)
--- Pablo, The Netherlands

OMG, GO Drunkbastard.net GO GO GO GO!!

I go Poopie and it was good.  I mant good site
--- Anonymous, Wisconsin, USA (have another beer...)

Love your site ,is that gay,fuck it.You are the Man Show of the internet.
See ya!
--- Anonymous, Westborough, MA, USA

Great site!  Check out some drunk bastards from Knoxville, Tennessee: http://www.321isRockin.com
---JD, Tennessee

sites pretty stupid

(This is what happens when you give a moron a computer.  You get entries like "sites pretty stupid" - notice the lack of an apostrophe or a period, or for that matter capitalization of the first letter of what this person deemed a sentence.  Well, ya can't please some people.  Seems that "some people" are illiterate morons.  Oh yeah, he didn't sign it, but he's from "sherwood park ab."  Someone find him and beat his ass, please.)

You're my kinda guy..... Great site,,, friend refered me to it... and can I find one like you here in Toronto????
Keep up the good work!!!!
---Maggie

DrunkBastard is the best site ever!!!!!
-from Nate Kutz

DUDE THIS WEBSITE IS SO TIGHT
---Sgirlpop21

DrunkBastard.net...You got some good shit there!
No particular reason for this mail, but hey, sometimes it's just nice to be told you made some asshole laugh!
Rgrds, Simon.

Hi ya :)

For my LIFE I can't remember how I found your site many months ago...but somehow I stumbled upon it and now check in there almost daily.  I live in Toronto, Canada with my husband to be (I show him your site and we just
roar!) and my psycho kat.

I grew up in a border town and I have a lot of memories, thoughts and stories of 'mericans :). I get such a kick out of your site...and your stories (I'm assuming they're true....) and I wanted to let you know that.  I'd send you a pic but then I thought 'he doesn't post any of himself or his friends so maybe I shouldn't go that extra inch.....' and you probably don't give a rat's ass about seeing a pic anyway :).

I hope you continue your site for a long time to come.. it really is fun and stimulating and it's great to read the writings of someone who can spell :).

And yes, I'm the woman who submitted the Bar Review for JB's :)

Diana

The "Is That Gay" portion is FUCKING BRILLIANT! You kill me! (That's a good thing. I think.) Heh.
I don't guess I need to tell you I think your pages are highly entertaining, eh?  
Margi

What a site.... 'king first class.

Its 4.20pm Sunday afternoon, i got home last night at 5am from a mental night out in Glasgow (Scotland for all who dont know) and I have the worst hangover in the world.

Was drinking pints of lager, JD, Morgans Spiced+Coke, and God knows what else.

I definitely would recommend this site to ease the pain of the hangover for drunk bastards like me everywhere.

Keep it up.
---The Naked Assassin, Glasgow

Just stumbled across it actually. Keep up the good work man. Love the stories you provide us with. I look forward to the new features you would like to add.
---Hercusleaze

Thank you, Kenny, for being the mouthpiece and ambassador for drunks like myself, everywhere.  Not only have you proved that intelligent people can be great drunks, you also proved that great drunks can be intelligent.  I myself, am not so smart, but I like to drink.  Hey if it wasn't for beer, I'd be smoking crack. Either that or I'd be married, and as you know, it's probably better to be hooked on drugs or to be on fire, than to be married.  Great site my man, keep it up
---Rich Geidt, Kingville, MD, USA

i'm too drunk to drive so what the hell ill sing it.....BUB you know how i am
---Anonymous, "this shot hole of a home germantown,ohio"
(This entry is somewhat interesting to me.  First off, the "i'm too drunk" was in the signature.  The entry was blank.  I assume he meant "sign," not "sing."  The use of the word "BUB" is also interesting because my nickname in college was "Bubba."  Don't ask why.  Was this someone that knows me from ASU?  And lastly, I assume he meant "shit hole," not "shot hole."  Will the author comment on this when he sobers up please?  Or at least can see the keyboard?

As  a former drunken bastard I thought about revisting the scene of  a horendously drunken day in Palm Desert december 1989.When The Red Barn showed up I knew your site was of the highest quality.In my twenty five as a roving drunk this was indeed the crown jewel of shit holes.seventeen hours of full out stupity for under 100 bucks.Who has a picture of this shrine?
---Alex, Alberta, CA

nice website
---Anonymous

OUTFUCKINSTANDING! Just what I needed after being innundated by countless hordes of bleeding -hearted, tree -huggging, holier -than- thou schmucks that seem to flock to TV cameras like bugs to a porch light! Some very funny as well as very profound reading.
---Mitch L., Spokane, WA, US

I'm drunk and I'm proud. Pull my hair and call me a bastard! Oh, wait. That was a little too female, huh? Nevermind.
---Margi

I'm a Drunk Bastard! Yeah! This site is like "The Man Show," only wittier and with profanity. Rawk on.

I especially loved the peacenik email reply. I wish I had read this *before I engaged in a heated email skirmish with a liberal broad on a mailing list of mine. <sigh> Oh well.

Mate, Eat, Sleep Repeat......  There's one for any Puritan's that may be surfing here.  Damn, I almost forgot the fucking Drink.... There NOW I feel better.
--- Ching

I think that's the dogs m8! Love it
--- Cally McGilloway

Kenny,
You are awesome. Your site reminds me I am not living up to my true potential as an idiot. I am inspired.

By the way, I did a self scoring on the "girl of the moment"? Do we win anything if we score above "0"?

I have not laughed so hard in a while. Thanks again for reminding how pathetic I am.

I hope you are getting government grant money for this valuable public service. I would think the money would flow like that through a duck's ass given many politicians obviously would have standing among your readers.

Let me know if you want me to write my senators.

---James

KICK ASS SITE !!! KEEP IT COMING
---Bill B.

Congratulations, I needed a good laugh(more than a good wank!) and the Girl of the moment nude picture link is genuinely funny. There is so much stuff on the net which doesn't know what funny is, well done.
---Vincent

Just to let you know your web site is hysterical and I thoroughly enjoyed it, keep up the good work,
Louise

Great site! But how can a drunk bastard site live for very long without a drunk bitch site? Imagine: Pics and stories that might be even more entertaining than these? Just a thought
---Chris D.

This is honestly the funniest shit I have every seen on the net. Thanks for the laugh. I will send this site to my fiends.
Mike

Kenny, I must commend you on a rather entertaining site. It is always a treat to read the thoughts of a fellow 'drunk bastard' such as yourslef. A few of your rants certainly rang true, let me tell you. I must confess that I tend to employ the 'slam on the brakes' method as described in 'driving skills'. If that doesn't scare the shit out of the silly bastard that is tailgaitting me I find that reducing my speed to 10 km/h below the speed limit certainly will annoy the shit of the dickhead. I know that it will annoy him, because it always annoys me that there are idiots that can drive at 10 km/h above or below the speed limit but can't actually go the speed limit. I say only 'him' because the only time women should drive is if the blokes are way too drunk to drive. Even then the bloke should still try to drive, abusing the crap out of anyone that suggests that he might to to drunk to partake in such an activity. I imagine that women in America, as here in Australia, can't drive for shit either. Well I just thought I would let you know that I enjoyed your site, and invite you to visit http://www.angelfire.com/me/lloydr known as 'The Place', which is coincidently our nickname for our local pub. Unfortunatley our site is a little sparse at the moment due to one of our servers very kindly shutting down their hosting service. GET FUCKED SPREE.COM. Nevertheless I invite you to check out our humble abode. Hope you find your dog, shoot the crap out of Michelle if you don't. All the best,
Lloyd
http://www.angelfire.com/me/lloydr

As a young fighter pilot, I have heard legends of y'all... Thank you for proving legends true.
Punch
308 FS

Kenny,
I have to admit it this is one of the funniest personal sights i have been on.Gotta give you credit
---Ivan

Hey Ken. I stumbled onto your site by accident and am loving it. There are not enough people out there who understand what we put up with as "Barkeeps." I am a veteran bartender of 13 years. I submitted a story and if you choose to post it, cool. If not, cool. I have shitloads more! Thanks for the site, Ellyn

na zdrowie!!!!!!! i'm from poland
---Marcin C.

Alcoholism is not a disease, it's a goal. Just a thought.
---Michael P.

haha great stuff, I stuck ya in. I just like to make sure links I have are worth visiting. I hate going to websites where the links are all as boring as whale shit. Thanks man for the link back too, I saw that. 
Regards,
Clint

Seriously, you should start up a club or something... Maybe you could call it the "Fraternal Order of Drunk Bastards." Tell me there's a guy out there that wouldn't join! Hell, I could list fifty of my buddies that would join
up in a heartbeat. You could even charge 10 or 20 bucks for membership, so you'd make a little money from it.
I'll probably write again with an "Otis" story. I have have a friend that is the drunkest bastard I've ever seen. I just have to pick one out of the hundreds of dumb things he's done.
Thanks,
BT

Nicely done. It keeps me awake when there is nothing to do at work.
Ikeman

I do hope you extend automatic membership to this site to all Brits and Aussies, on general principle! Keep up the good work.
JM in Sarajevo, Bosnia

Just spent the weekend camping in the New Zealand bush with mates. minimum contrabution to camp supplies is 4 dozen tinnies and a 40 oz. Bush beautiful, booze brilliant, great to know they're is an international brotherhood of Drunk Bastards. CHEERS..BLOB.....................

When I booze, I snooze. And when I snooze, I lose. So why do I hate pain so much but insist on having it, 'cause after 5 drinks I can milk honey out of a grizzly bear's tit. It's the 6th drink that makes me snore!
-- Karl W.

jeff jobes waaaazzzzzuuuupppp! when do i get my membership card?????? hold on lookin for my bottle of jim beam

I love this site and I am a drunk bastard and proud of it.
-- Douglas Maday

Great site, keep it up.
-- Jim Thomson

Alcahaul is gud.
-- Yuzurbrain

Hey sup im CHrissy and drunk peeps ROCK!!!
love ya all love Chrissy

Sign me up - I'm definitely a Drunk Bastard.
jenlngbm

Sign me up in my very own Remy Martin/Jack Daniels club members section where we can meet online. Please. This is brilliant.
ProfXtacy

stupidest website i ever seen (this was the subject heading of his e-mail... there was no message text)
DatBklynBoy21@aol.com
reply by Kenny...
The International Association of Drunk Bastards would like to thank you for the time and effort you took to comment on our website. We commend anyone who gives us positive input in how to improve our presence.
The fact that you refused to use the word "have" in your subject heading in addition to the use of the lower case "i" instead of the upper case "I", not to mention the lack of text in your message body, has given us great insight in how to improve our site.
Therefore, we have implemented the following policy: in future, we will not allow illiterate dumbfucks like you to access our site.
Thank you for your assistance.
Sincerely,
The International Association of Drunk Bastards
Motto: "Learn to Use Your Helper Verbs, You Dumb Fucking Twat"

It's about time you fucking piece of shit.
Lust always,
Rich

Cute setup. We'd expect a lot of our own members to hang out w/you guys.
Tom Sparks
International Association of Assholes
http://thebird.org/assholes

The dictionary is hilarious! I wondered what happened to it.
STEVE C.

Beer is good...life is good...therefore beer is life!! Hey, the site rocks!! I love it...Keep up the drunkeness.
TOTO