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DrunkBastard - insulting and amusing the internet since 28 Feb 2001

10 March 2010

Almost two years between posts here, that might be a record.

Anyhoo, the biggest news to hit DrunkBastard since... um... I dunno...

DrunkBastardRadio podcasts are coming

**sound of crickets chirping**

Fine, so for those few of you who still navigate your way here every now and again (and after not posting for two years, why would ya?) my friend Chad Miller (chadcomedy.com) and I have been sitting in the garage, drunk (or the equivalent thereof) off our asses, just talking about whatever managed to crawl into our minds.  Triple-anal porn, Tiger Woods, Fuck-Marry-Kill, religion, politics - nothing is safe.  They will be up I PROMISE by Sunday - I have a lot of editing (read: deleting parts that are just unintelligible) to do, and unfortunately I still have to go do that stoopid work thing.  Life just seems unfair sometimes, don't it?

(Oh, and now that I have both a new computer with FrontPage, I can start editing the site.  Yeah, because I got so far on that last time...)

8 May 2008

OK, so the long-awaited (by whom, I haven't the faintest) revamp of the website (meaning I am eliminating some of the frames) has begun.  If certain pages don't work, I will eventually find it, probably.  If something is fucked up, e-mail me HERE and I will do my best to getting around to it.  Don't expect miracles, between working and sleeping, I haven't even enough time to scratch my nuts.

13 November

All submissions (that you guys didn't totally fuck up) have been posted to their respective pages.  If it wasn't posted, either I didn't get it or it sucked.  Sorry, dude.

And sorry for not doing anything like original writing or anything, just been a very... very... VERY fucked-up, tumultuous, and stressful couple of months.  And no, you can't help.

The content of this site, in whole or in part, is ©1999-2010 by The International Association of Drunk Bastards, drunkbastard.net, drunkbastardradio.com, and Ken Stewart.  Any reproduction, retransmission, or other use of the pictures and sound of this telecast without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited.  Violators will be subject to penalties including, but not limited to, having their baby pictures mailed to their friends, being flogged by a drunk Arabian dwarf with a rubber chicken, and being exposed on your mIRC/AOL chat room conversations as the pedophile you are.  Unless you're in a pedophile chat room, then forget it - the last thing I want to do is give you free advertising.  If you want to copy or link to any of the material in this site, fine, just give credit where credit is due.  While all of the pictures and most of the text is in the public domain, I'd still like a little credit.  I mean FUCK, I spend hours getting dumb fucking shit downloaded to me by the retards I call friends every day, sorting through pictures e-mailed to me of women the size of a Sedan DeVille and jokes older than my mother, scouring the internet looking for the best jokes, getting drunk every night to get you guys more stories, looking through countless websites looking for pics for the Girl of the Moment section... you think this shit is EASY?!?  All I want is a little credit, is that so Goddamned hard?  And maybe a roll in the hay with Natalie Portman.  Yeah, that wouldn't be bad.  On second thought, I'll hereby forgo the whole credit and respect thing for the Natalie thing.  I'm willing to compromise.  Hey, I'm a modest guy.