"Is That Gay?" Question Index
480 Questions
(Hey, you've got questions, I've got answers.)
Q. Is it gay if another guy blows me?
Q. Is it gay if I watch another guy have sex with my (wife/girlfriend/sister)?
Q. Is it gay if I have a threesome and the third person is a guy?
Q. Is it gay if I watch porn with other guys?
Q. Is it gay if I have feelings for other guys?
Q. Is it gay that my only drinking partner in NY wanted to walk into a gay bar in the village because he was cold??
Q. Is it gay to work out in a tight t-shirt?
Q. Is it gay for a straight guy to want to tend bar at a gay bar or club, obviously, in order to make huge tips from guys that, obviously, want to bang me...whats up wit dat?
Q. Is it gay if a guy has sex with a he/she? (a "woman" with all female genitalia plus a penis)
Q. is it gay to not be shure about whats gay and what isnt!
Q. Is it gay when you kiss the same gender?
Q. Is it gay to drive what is commonly known as a girly car but stubbornly insist that it's a "babe magnet"?
Q. This site is run by a gay because there are no nude pics of women.
Q. Is it gay to kiss a guy if you are a girl?
Q. Is it gay if I've had sex with 100+ women in every position and style conjured up in the world of kama sutra and want to have sex with a guy just once to say I've tried that too?
Q. Is it gay if you and another guy are tag-teaming a broad, double-penetration style, and your nuts rub against his?
Q. Is it gay is a girl puts something up your ass during sex?
Q. Is it gay if you eat out a girl after another guy has sex with her and blows his load inside her?
Q. Is it gay to put peanut butter on your balls and have your dog lick it off?
Q. Is it gay to drive a pink Suzuki Swift?
Q. Are homosexuals gay?
Q. Is it gay to slap your male friends on the ass?
Q. Is it gay to suck your own dick? What if you don't cum in your mouth?
Q. Is it gay to drive a Pinto?
Q. Is it gay to masturbate in front of another guy like Gerald Broflovsky (Kyle's dad) and Randy Marsh (Stan's dad) did in South Park, episode 308, 'Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub'?
Q. Is it gay gettin' sucked by a guy as a dare?
Q. Is it gay for men to go tanning?
Q. What's gayer? Getting drunk off of 15 lite beers, or getting drunk off of 8 Gin Fizzes?
Q. Is it gay to use Clinique lotion if your a guy?
Q. Is it gay to have another man wax your back?
Q. Is it gay that I like blowjobs and cumshots in porn movies?
Q. You've stated that "either you suck dick, or you don't suck dick." Going by this logic, are bisexuals gay?
Q. Does breaking an aspect of bathroom etiquette make you gay? And what if you're drunk?
Q. Is it gay to listen to a song that, under any other circumstances, would make you rip your ears out, but you listen to because one of the girls is hot? (i.e. Dancing Queen, covered by the A*teens or Complicated, by Avril Lavigne)
Q. Is it gay if a friend rats on another friend to get laid or just outright disrespectful. Hey Jacob how are my sloppy seconds FAG
Q. If you are having sex with your clone, are you gay or are you masturbating?
Q. Why are you self absorbed assholes so scared of being seen as gay? Live a little. Drive a truck all your life and no one says your a truck driver, suck one dick and your a queer. Go figure.
Q. Is it gay if you were raped by a guy?
Q. Is it gay to want to have anal sex with a Female and only a Female?
Q. Is looking at guys' cocks gay?
Q. Is yellow gay?
Q. If you refer to a cock as a "cockola" is that considered gay?
Q. My friend (a male) is an extremely odd individual that loves to be naked. One day he decieded to get naked and sit in my kitchen completely naked for a good half an hour while i was watching T.V. on the couch far far away. Would you consider this gay?
Q. Is it gay to have your male friend ping his nipple when he gets intoxicated?
Is it gay to ask "hey you wanna see me tumor" and then proceed to show your balls?
Although both gay is it gayer to receive anal sex or give it?
Q. Quote:"Q. Is it gay is a girl puts something up your ass during sex?
A. Well, that depends on what that something is. The "milking the prostate" scene from Road Trip notwithstanding, a guy's ass shouldn't have anything going in without a very good medical reason. However, a little bunghole fondling feels kinda funky, so: up to the second knuckle on the pinky, the first knuckle on the other fingers and thumb, that's not gay. Go past that point, well, gaygaygaygaygay. And if you're like the guy my ex-wife was married to before me (Scott Ellsworth Thomas, I don't give a fuck who knows) and you want her to shove a vibrator in your ass while you moan, "fuck my little pussy," that's just SO FUCKING GAY there isn't room for words."QUESTION: What if she puts EVERY finger (Up to allowed knuckles) in your ass?? Is that gay?
Q. Is it gay to have another man wax your back? And if so which is gayer; the waxer or the waxee?
Q. Is giving another man (not a father or family member, but friends or coworkers) a simple hug gay?
Q. Is it gay for your male co-worker to sing your name all day?
Q. Is it gay to watch Lifetime TV?
Q. Is it gay if I masturbate to a picture of myself? (by the way this is from the clone sex guy)
Q. Is it gay to masterbate to a picture of yourself masterbating to a picture of yourself masterbating...?
Q. Is it gay to let a male dog lick peanut butter off ur nuts???
Q. Is it gay to suck a mans penis to see what it is like?
Q. Is it gay if I take a HUGE shit, and it feels kinda good....?
Q. Is that gay to grab your crotch?
STATEMENT: Fuck you latent Nazi. I hope you choke on your own self-righteousness and die.
Q. Is it gay to suck a cock to please your girlfriend?
Q. Is Ken (Barbie's fellow doll) gay? More importantly, is there something intrinsically gay about the name 'Ken'?
Q. my room mate never comes out to party with us.
Q. Is it gay to bounce your dick up and down in front of a guy just to scare him?
STATEMENT: I fucked my best guy friend.
Q. Is it gay to fuck another guy if his ass is shaved, he has long hair, and you pretend he's a girl?
Q. Is hot lesbian porno-style sex gay?
Q. Is it still gay if you pull out at the last minute and blow your load all over the other guy's back?
Q. Is it gay-er to put a Light Beer bottle in your mouth or in your ass?
Q. Is it gay to shove a condom full of drugs up your ass to get through Customs at an international airport? 'Cos, you know, if you don't hide the drugs, you'll be caught, and you'll go to jail, and you'll be fucked up the ass anyway...
Q. Are you gay if you are held down by 2 strong guys while another fucks you?
Q. Is it gay when I let my dog lick my pussy?
Q. If your best buddy has a rare terminal disease and the only way to cure him is to fuck him up the ass, is it gay if you comply?
Q. Is it gay if a male jerks all over his hand and licks it off just to see what it tastes like?
Q. Is it gay to get a rainbow tattoo?
Q. Is it gay to shave your balls so that your boyfriend doesn't get hair stuck in his teeth?
Q. Is it gay-er to drink another guy's semen out of a champagne flute or a beer pitcher?
Q. Is it gay to spend a good deal of time reading "Is That Gay" questions? And, come to that, answering them?
Q. Is it gay to go out and get drunk then sleep in the same bed with your two mates Alex and Dave...
Q. Is it gay to have your ass licked by a girl?
Q. So you're okay with drinking semen out of a beer pitcher, then?
Q. Is it gay to fantasise about fucking Kenny up the ass because he's so witty and, well, you know, he created the 'Is That Gay?' page, and is obviously a prime bit of beefcake...?
Q. Are oompa loompas from Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory gay?
Q. Is it gay to ride in a jeep with the top down with no shirt on while flexing and waving to every car that you pass?
Q. Is it gay to wear bondage pants? what if they're plaid and your a surly 6'5'' 275 pound punk with a mohawk, a chip on his shoulder and a penchant for Guinness?
Q. Is it gay if you're drunk off your rocker and you keep shouting and i quote "FUCK ME IN THE ASS WITH A STRAPON"?
Q. Is it gay to tongue kiss your girlfriend after she just gave you a blowjob?
Q. I first must apologies for sending the oompa loompa question...see someone asked me that question and i told them id ask the master and they kept on asking me for the answer...so once again i apologize...now is it gay to buy a pornographic dvd featuring transexuals?
Q. Is it gay to whip out ur cock sporadically?
Q. Is it gay when my friend is like.. "Hey you wanna see it?" and then procedes to whip out his banana like cockola and slap it around untill i look?
Q. Is it gay to have your ear(s) pierced (as a guy)?
Q. Is it gay to think a man is good looking?
Q. Interesting that you 'randomly' selected Ewan McGregor, who has a reputation for pulling out his HUGE COCK onscreen in films such as 'The Pillow Book' and 'Velvet Goldmine'...
Q. IS the guy who asked this question "Q. Interesting that you 'randomly' selected Ewan McGregor, who has a reputation for pulling out his HUGE COCK onscreen in films such as 'The Pillow Book' and 'Velvet Goldmine'..." gay?
Q. Is it gay to use another guys soap in the locker room shower and rub it on ur nuts?
Q. Are male high school cheerleaders gay?
Q. Is it gay to eat penis shaped candies?
Q. Is it gay if me and my wife are into enemas between just us?
Q. If you've had a history of putting foreign object like douche in your ass, and then you join the army are you gay?
Q. What if it's a really manly beer pitcher, with.. like.. pictures of Mack trucks and shit on it?
Q. Is it gay to really like girls with short hair? Not that long hair is bad, but short hair is best?
Q. Is it gay to walk around with one of those stupid glow stick things in your mouth?
Q. My friend Dave uses those Biore chick face cleansings clothes (that the box says is used to remove makeup).. I think Dave is gay, but I need a second opinion.
Q. Is it gay to use one of those scrubby bath balls in the shower?
Q. You know how sometimes you meet a woman, and the only thing you feel about her is that you want to hate-fuck her? Well, is it gay to want to hate-fuck a man?
Q. Is it gay to go to a movie with a guy and only a guy?
Q. I have for some unknown reason developed the nickname of "the gayman" or "the G man".... am i gay?
Q. I'm aware that it's gay if you watch heterosexual porn to see the guys instead of the girls. Fair enough. But how about this? My buddy has this dog who is male and not neutered, and he loves watching that dog having sex with lady dogs. He freely admits that it's his dog that he enjoys watching, because it makes him proud to have raised such a stud. Gay? Or just kinda weird?
Q. Is it gay for a man to shave his genital area...Also what areas are ok to shave and which areas are considered gay?
Q. What about ass shaving.. You cant shave your own ass, someone has to do it for you.. can a man shave my ass without it being gay?
Q. Are Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street gay???
Q. Is it gay if me and two friends (all male) sat on a couch completely naked and waited for my other friend (also male) to come back into the house to surprise him. (no ones skin was touching)?
Q. Is it gay if you are a male cheerleader just so you can look up the girls skirts?
Q. One more ass-shaving question. I hear that chicks like clean-shaven-ness on guys as much as guys like it on chicks. Knowing that, is it gay if I go and ask for a "back, crack, and sack" shave?
Q. Is not wanting to have your "crack and sack" shaved because of the so called "pain factor" gay?
Q. Is it gay to put fucking gay ass mushy away messages in AIM like "I love you sweetheart i havent seen u in 9 hrs 53 minurtes and 24.34 seconds i cant stand being apart" or messages such as "I wish i wasnt such a nice guy all the time maybe one day ill get lucky and find a girl"?
Q. Is it gay to be turned on simply by the fact that stacci from sex with Stacci is only 19?
Q. Is it gay if I'm "gellin like a felon"?
Q. I got so drunk last night that I couldn't get it up with my girlfriend. I'm not gay, am I?
Q. Is it gay to take gang showers when single showers are available or is it gayer to hide yourself in the single shower???
Q. Is a man possibly gay if he has ONLY girl friends and no guy friends?
Q. I don't know what "white zin" is, but apparently it's got something to do with being gay. Is it gay to know what "white zin" is?
Q. There seems to be many many things which can make a male gay. What does it take for a female to be gay?
Q. Is it gay for a guy to take yoga? Keep in mind the number of women in yoga classes...
Q. True story: my friend and I were walking along and we saw some guys come out of a gay pub. My friend, half-pissed, yelled out some impolite names at them. They came over and basically beat him up...I did not intervene because I was (1) half-pissed myself and (2) pretty much sick and tired of him abusing gay people. Is my friend now gay, sort of by definition?
Q. Is it gay to blow off your friends bachelor party where there will be beer and strippers because of work? Keep in mind that the individual could have easily gotten out of working for the night.
Q. Is it gay to skip a kick ass bachelor party to hang out with your girlfriend?
Q. Is it gay if you and your friend comment on your own dick sizes and no dicks are shown? The context is that you're talking about having taken part in a Wet Willy contest in Ft. Lauderdale in 1982.
Q. Is it gay if you and your wife pretend to switch sexual roles? In other words, she pretends to be the man and you the woman. Nothing goes up the ass.
Q. Is it gay, during a heavy manly drinking session, to cross link arms in order to drink another liver killer shot? Invariably followed by drunken kisses on forehead and heavy slaps on the back.
Q. Is it gay if two guys are cumming on a girls face and you get the other guys spunk on your hand?
Q. Is it gay if you and a friend are fucking a girl in the same hole, i.e. double stuffing her pussy?
Q. Is it gay to pretend to yourself that you're sucking a very little dick when working on your girl's clit? Some of my best mouth work on women (their review, not mine) has been performed this way.
Q. Is it gay to look at another guy's cock in the showers out of curiousity, just as you might look at their pecs to assess their benchpressing ability?
Q. Is it gay to have thoughts of sucking your buddies' crank if you never actually say this to anyone?
Q. Is it gay to cheer for a baseball team that employs Mike Piazza, a known gay athlete?
Q. Is it gay to stick your cock through a hole in a fence and have it sucked by an anonymous person of unknown gender on the other side?
Q. Is it gay to fall head over heals for someone if you have known that person a very short time?
Q. Is it gay if I'm proud when I take such a huge dump that the turd needs two flushes to be coaxed down the drain?
Q. Is it gay to pretend to be gay, pick up a guy in your car and watch him beat off, even though you and your hetrosexual buddies (who are hiding nearby)intend to jump him and beat the living shit out of him, like in 'Boogie Nights'?
Q. Is it gay for a guy to aspire to be a proctologist, and on the flip side is it gay for a chick to aspire to be a gynocologist? You can't honestly tell me that they all had good intentions when choosing their said profession.
Q. Is it gay to jack off (secretly, of course) during an all-male camping trip?
Q. Is it gay to go shoe shopping with girls even if your getting some?
Q. Would it be gay to call sheets and blankets "bedding" and if so would it also be gay to call a TV a "telly?"
Q. Is it gay to fart in another guy's face while said other guy is asleep?
Q. White zin is well known as a blatantly gay drink. Is there an equally gay food?
Q. Is it gay to play your acoustic guitar at parties, especially after you've graduated from college?
Q. Is it gay if you sodomize freshman football players in order to "initiate" them? Is it also gay when you go to jail as a result and become some big dirty man's buttery cornhole? Fuck you Mepham High School Football.
Q. Is it gay to put the newest "Is that Gay?" questions at the bottom, requiring me to scroll through every fucking one to find out if there's a new one? Wait, I know the answer. Yes.
Q. Is it gay to use the term "Bennifer," except for in the contetxt of making fun of people who say "Bennifer," hence making me not gay?
Q. Is it foreshadowing gayness when your little to play dress up and my little pony and other girly type games?
Q. Is it gay for a male to go to a club and dance?
Q. Is homosexuality like math...for instance does gay*gay = straight like -1*-1 = 1?
Q. Why, oh god why, when flipping through the Drunk Bastard Photo Album did i see not only one flippin floppin cock but TWO?????? After seeing this i had to pop in a hardcore dirty lesbian porn to wash myself of homosexuality. Double the pleasure double the fun i agree in cases of pussy tits and ass (female of course) but double the cocks equals double the gayness in my book...does it not?
Q. What are the limits of things that you can do "to get laid" before you cross the line to just being gay. I mean, dancing in a club to get laid: definitely not gay. Smokin' some dude's cock in order to get laid: definitely gay. Ditching your drunk friends at the bar to get laid: definitely not gay. Becoming a vegetarian and bringing carrot sticks and chardonnay to a poker game because your woman tell you to: definitely gay. Where's the limit? And on what side of it does signing up for "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" fall?
Q. If you ride your bike without a bike seat, is that gay?
Q. Is that Steve Bartman guy in Chicago gay for interfering in the 8th inning in Game 6 last week, or just a prick who damn well better have gotten out of the North Side? Also, if one were to track him down, would it be gay to rip his eyes out and skull-fuck him to death, or just twisted?
Q. OK, now I'm confused. Does your answer to the earlier "Queer Eye" question mean that as long as you're doing something to get laid by a chick, whatever that something is isn't gay?
Q. If I watch HBO's Sex and the City, is that gay? I know it's a chick flick, but i watch it mainly coz catrall is hot, and there are hot scenes.
Q. Are you calling Gunnery Sargent Hartman a Peter-puffer? He told Private Pyle that he would gouge out his eyes and skullfuck him, but Gunnery Sargent Hartman is about the least gay guy I've ever seen.
Q. Is it gay that my dick goes from a massive nuclear moisture seeking missile one second, but then when confronted with nassssssssty pussy becomes a frightened little turtle? Its perfectly fine with nice, inviting pussy.
Q. Is it gay when a guy screams out in excruciating pain when a girl is riding his dick really hard and it pops out and hits her pelvis bone, thus causing the erect penis to bend at a 90 degree angle??
Q. Is it gay to like shopping in general (if you're a guy)?
Q. Is it that i want to have anal sex with a chick and punch her in the stomach? It comes from an epsode of OZ where a guy is fuckin another guy and he punches him in the stomach. So i got the idea from a male on male encounter.
Q. It is gay, but how gay is it to drive a Miata 10 miles under the speed limit while singing along to Duran Duran tunes? And no, I'm not saying you're gay for driving a Miata.
Q. I realize that it is gay to want to hate-fuck a guy, but what if you HIRE another guy to hate-fuck a guy? Like if you get big ole bubba two cells down to anally devastate your cellmate for a couple cartons of Marlboros? And no I don't want to watch.
Q. Are bubble baths gay? And if they are, what if you get a little toy boat and play with it during the bath.. Still gay?
Q. Is it gay if you are aroused when watching the guys from Kids In The Hall get dressed as women?
Q. Is it gay to let your co-workers hear you say, "I love you Mom", or "I love you Dad" when talking to them on the phone? And I mean talking with your real mom and dad.
Q. I watch "Will and Grace". Is that gay?
Q. My buddy and I went to a Adult Film Star convention, when i saw the legendary porn star Ron Jeremy nearby. I told my buddy, "dude, i want a picture of me and Ron taken!!" Is that gay?
Q. Is it gay to want The Hedgehog to rub off on you?
Q. Is it gay if you cry over a sporting event, for example: If the New York Rangers lost/won a stanley cup i would cry.
Q. Is it gay if you listen to techno, and like it?
Q. Is it gay to use a penis pump so that you can suck your own dick?
Q. A friend of mine is a natural at talking with very hot chicks, but stubbornly refuses to ask for their numbers. Is he gay?
Q. Is it gay to pee on stuff in front of other guys? You know, like cars, buildings, passed out people...
Q. Let's say you have a friend who gets naked at a certain point in drunkenness and passes out. You and some other friends decide to defile his body and subsequently dump him in a field. Where is the line drawn between gay and not gay in defilement?
Q. If I buy and drive a toyota prius (hybrid) would that make me gay. What if I still keep my 71 chevy?
Q. Is it gay (if you're a guy) if you had a dream (while sleeping) about fucking your brother? Even if wake up and vomit 5 or 6 times afterwards?
Q. Is it gay for a guy to drink a malt beverage? In my opinion real men drink beer.
Q. Is it gay if you are married and your wife works and you stay at home with the kids and do all the cleaning and cooking?
Q. Is Jamie Reynolds gay?
Q. Is it gay to buy condoms for another guy (as a joke)?
Q. Is it gay to give your penis a nickname?
Q. Is it gay for three guys to sit around on a Saturday night drinking a few beer, while watching Legally Blond on Women's Network? And then flipping to America's Top Model on Life Network between commercials?
Q. Is it gay to sleep in a bed with little boys, to keep warm of course.
Q. I heard a story of college students giving themselves "Wine enemas" quite some time ago. (Only because it gets you a hell of a lot drunker a hell of a lot faster (and you dant have to feel the rot gut wine going down your gullet...) Is that gay?
Q. Is it gay to bragg about one's ability to piss more than four feet?
Q. I had to read a book for a linguistic anthropology class in college about "gay speech," and I read in this book that vodka tonics are gay drinks. Hence, I don't order them at bars. What are the other gay drinks that I should be aware of? By the way, the book is called "Word's Out: Gay Men's English," by William Leap, 1996, University of Minnesota Press. It's hysterical.
Q. Is it gay, per se, to have a slightly unhealthy obsession with New Wave music from the 80s?
Q. is it gay to masterbate when reading these "is it gay" questions?
Q. Is it gay to have a poster of a boy band? What if it's on a dartboard/target?
Q. Are you gay if you are a New York Islanders fan? Because their "fans" are a bunch of pussy front-runners that don't know hockey.
Q. Even if pina coladas and frozen mageritas etc etc are gay, does that mean that by drinking one you become gay? Or do you have to drink them regularly to be gay?
Q. Is it gay to say the following to another guy in a gang shower: "Gee, you've got some nice smelling stuff there!" I just hope he was talking about shampoo.
Q. What if you're on a tropical island drinking frozen margaritas and/or pina coladas? May I presume that it's not gay under that condition?
Q. If you're a New York City cop, and you sodomize someone with a plunger if they don't cooperate with you, are you gay?
Q. Is it gay to get naked--that is, no towel--in the sauna?
Q. Are you gay if you have a job that sometimes requires giving cavity checks?
Q. Is it gay for a man to sit with his legs crossed? I don't mean ankle on knee or even calf atop knee. I mean CROSSED with foot dangling.
Q. Is it gay for a guy to grow vegetables for the purpose of eating them?
Q. Is it gay if you think Arnold in "pumping iron" is rather sexy?
Q. Is it gay if you own "pumping iron"?
Q. Is it gay to carve a cucumber in the shape of a penis, and suck it, just to know what it would be like?
Q. Is it gay to lock your keys out of your vehicle after a night of decent drinking ($1 bottles of beer).. ?
Q. Is it gay to work in gay porn, in order to work in straight porn?
Q. Is it gay to get turned on by some one oiled up by a nice oilly Thanksgiving meal?
Q. Is speech class gay? I ask because they try to drill that empathy shit into your thought processes every damn day.
Q. Is it gay to drive a Mitsubishi convertable?
Q. Is it gay if you can see how women think that Sean Connery, back in his Bond days, is sexy?
Q. Compared to Canadian beer, American beer is like lite beer. Does that make American beer gay?
Q. Is it gay if I use my feet when I jerk it off?
Q. Is it gay to have a teacher thats gay for english and think that he is a cool teacher?
Q. Is it gay for a guy to work in a tanning salon?
Q. Is it gay if you meet a girl with a protruding nine-inch clit and suck her off?
Q. Is it gay to drink bourbon with lemonade?
Q. is it gay to wear a pink shirt and be proud of it, even if it tends to help in the pick up of a lot of women?
Q. Is it gay if you squeak when you laugh?
Q. Is it gay to eat quiche?
Q. Kiss someone of the same sex?
Q. Per our conversations: if a man wakes up one morning with a vagina and wonders what it's like to have sex, would he have to have a male friend bang him ("is that gay?") or could he effectively use a dildo, once again raising the inevitable question?
Q. Is it gay to tuck it back? You know what I'm talking about.
Q. Y'know that song by the Crash Test Dummies called "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm?" Is that song gay?
Q. i slept with my friends sister
Q. From time to time I get hard for no reason at all, like my schlong has a mind of its own. Gay?
Q. Lets say that one night you had a few too many to drink, and you end up flirting and making moves on guys, and the next morning someone tells you about what happened and you dont remember any of it. Does that make you gay?
Q. my favourite kind of porno is watching a guy get a blowjob... is that gay or do i just like blowjobs too much (i got a divorce because my wife had dental problems and had to have her jawa wired shut)
Q. Are those fish that can change genders if they have to gay?
Q. If you get drunk off queer beers, does that in turn make you a queer?
Q. If while I'm with my girlfriend, her gay (male) friend comes over, and she gives him permission to suck me off. I comply, and while he's doing this, I realize I don't like it, and "accidently" kick him in the head; am I gay for complying in the first place?
Q. Is it gay to go to a drag show with a girl and her gay friends to try and get some with her?
Q. I am a girl and I like to watch the girl on girl part of a porno over any other part
Q. If your having sex with your boyfriend (I am a girl) and you imagine that he is a woman is that gay?
Q. A few questions back, someone submitted: "Is it gay for a guy to grow vegetables for the purpose of eating them?" What the hell is this guy talking about? Wouldn't the question have been better phrased as, "Is it gay for a guy to grow vegetables for purposes other than eating them?" What does this guy think? That it's not okay to grow vegetables and then eat them but it IS okay to grow vegetables and then stick them up his ass?
Q. If someone told you he boned a gingerbread man, would that person be gay (he says it's a process done in graphic design, something about skeletal structures and shit)?
Q. Is it gay if, each time I leave my Mary Kay Bath Spa Collection products in the shower, my husband uses them? They are clearly marketed for women, using pastel colors, etc. Yet each time I leave one in there, I find when I shower again, it's severly depleted. A man who smells good is great, but does it need to be the scent of "flowers and fruits"? Tell me, Kenny, should I divorce him now and find myself a lumber jack?
Q. Are you gay if you look at guy midgets naked, just to see what theyre packin?
Q. Is it gay to be from New York and root for both the Yankees and the Mets, saying things like "I don't care, just as long as one wins"?
Q. Lets say that you get arrested and go to prison. Is it gay to beat and brutally fuck the toughest guy in the jail, to gain respect and to be feared by the other inmates?
Q. Is it gay if you swallow your sperm when you masturbate, just so that you dont have to clean it up afterwards?
Q. Is it gay if you live in the Bronx yet for some ungodly reason root for the Red Sox? And, if so, is it as gay as rooting for the Mets?
Q. Is it gay to fuck a guy if your life depended on it?
Q. Is the DH rule gay? Since you're an out of the closet Yankee fan, perhaps I should rephrase that question . . . How can you possibly justify that the DH rule isn't gay, and that all AL teams and their fans aren't also gay, by association? And before you give your stock answer of "Who wants to see pitchers hit?" consider for a moment that Brad Penny drove in the go ahead run and an insurance run in game 5 of the World Series.
Q. Well what if a group of guys kidnapped you and locked you in a basement with them, and they all had guns, and there was no escape....unless you had sex with one of them. Is that gay ,since you cant run away, and youll die if you dont?
Q. Is my tendancy to be attracted to exceptionally strong, smart or argressive girls (who may or may not cross the traditional lines of masqulinity to the status of macho) gay? Also, 'irlz (group of girls who crossdress in regular life that I know very well)...are my developing relations with them, in nature gay? Final question, of every male (male) friend I've known there is one guy that I've known since preschool and (shit i'm droolingm * really)...
Q. i like to shave my dick and balls. is that gay?
Q. Is gay like being a truck driver, in that you're not actually a truck driver unless you actually drive a truck, no matter how much you think about how nice it would be to drive a truck? I mean, is thinking about wanting to be plowed by a guy gay, or are you not ACTUALLY gay until the man-train pulls into Brownsville station?
Q. If you're taking a leak in a urinal, and you notice that the guy next to you is checking out your package, is it gay to just stand there and let him admire what he can't have?
Q. iS it gay if your hubby masterbaites more than having sex with you?And is it gay of him to look at shemales?
Q. I have been developing a growing fondness for Broadway Show tunes. Is that gay? I always make sure that I listen to them in my underwear, while drinking a Budweiser and eating pork rinds - does that make a difference? (Granted - thay are pink ladies underpants) Help! Tommy Tune Fan
Q. Is the GM for the LA Dodgers gay or just plain dumb (either would explain his lack of sports knowledge)? Kevin Brown for Weaver? What the fuck?
Q. What if you are kidnapped and gang raped and while you are being fuked up the ass and choking on a cock, suddenly the fear goes away and you get an erection, and then think this is not all that bad after all. If you never have sex with a man again but think back fondly on the time you were raped, Is that Gay?
Q. is it gay if your hubby likes a rim job but dosent like being fingered
Q. If you get a blow job from a tranny, but didn't know it was a man in drag, does that make you gay?
Q. If you get drunk and meet a tranny but honestly think she is a girl. Then you end up going down her, but you honestly believe that she was female and just had a larger then average clit. Is that gay?
Q. Is it gay if a friend tries to milk another rather fatter friends bitch tits?
Q. Is veganism gay? If not, what aspects aren't gay?
Q. Is it gay if a guy likes anal sex more than pussy?
Q. I like the Dixie Chicks. My girlfriend thinks im gay. Is that gay?
Q. Is it gay if you make a dildo out of a plaster of paris mould of your own cock and then fuck yourself with it?
Q. Is it gay if while you are wanking off you put a mirror under your ass so you can see your hole while you are stroking?
Q. Is it gay to check your website everyday and worry that you haven't even so much as posted new "Is That Gay" questions?
Q. If you want to save some money and choose to pretend to be gay so you can find a guy with the same body time as yours to "borrow" clothes, then dich before he'll pitch, is that gay?
Q. If one takes yoga for years only to be able to contort themselves into a position to suck their own cock. Is that gay?
Q. Is it gay to refuse sex from a girl, who's damn hott (redhead, thin but with a wicked ass and great rack) but she has an obnoxious personality and drives you crazy. I know I can gag her using creative meathods (dick, tape, fruit so I can snack every now and then) but I'll still hear her voice in my head. (She's like Fran from The Nanny meets Joe Peschi).
Q. is being curious about how shemales look in websites so later u can identify them easily and avoid them; is it gay?
Q. durran durran were big when i was about 16/17 I hear Rio and Girls on film(no way gay. seen the vid?)and sing along cause it reminds me of a bird(girl for you yanks) i was seeing how is that gay?
Q. Is it gay to have a girl to put her thumb in your ass while performing a sexual act ?
Q. When I go to the gym, I'm in the locker room and I see these old guys long past their prime. Pruney, Hairy, Fat or Frail, they all love to stand around and chat naked. Naturally, about a foot away from me I have a wrinkled ass right at face level when I'm tying my shoes. Okay, here's the question: They go to the steam room naked, to and from the shower naked, they sit in the sauna together naked, hell, they'd work out naked if they could. C'mon. Old men being nudists together in sweatty envornment. It's gotta be gay, right?
Q. A while back someone asked "Lets say that you get arrested and go to prison. Is it gay to beat and brutally fuck the toughest guy in the jail, to gain respect and to be feared by the other inmates?"; your answer implied that while actually boffing the poor bastard you just beat the shit out of was gay, sodomizing him with a broomstick or like object would not be gay. But isn't that also gay?
Q. Is it gay to consistently eat reduced-fat foods like Lean Pockets or Velveeta Lite Shells and Cheese?
Q. Is it gay to live in the Bronx and cheer for the Red Sox on one particular day they're not playing the Yankees? Example: That if the Red Sox beat, oh let's say the A's, the Yankees would get home field throughout the playoffs.
Q. I'm an avid Mac user/developer and I put a Mac "Apple" sticker (the apple w/ the horizontal rainbow stripes logo) on my rear windshield. When my buddies girlfriend saw it she told me to take it off coz other people/motorists will think i am gay. Is that gay?
Q. Is it gay to own and listen to a Clay Aiken CD?
Q. In referring to a previous question about the "Kids in the Hall" show, is it gay to simply watch the "Kids in the Hall" show and find it humorous, including when there’s cross dressing? Yeah, they might dress up as women some times (but tom hanks did in his show, and hell, nothing gay bout him). The guys on the show are legitimately funny, even if one or more of the actors are gay (hay you never know how's gay, damn fucking Hollywood fucking with our heads)?
Q. Proctologist. Prostate exam. Boner. Gay?
Q. Occasionally after a night of drinking my roomate and I come home, strip naked in the bathroom and rub fake tan lotion over our entire bodies. Other than to put it on each other's backs, we don't touch each other. Is that gay?
Q. Light beer. Gay?
Q. Is it gay to stroke yourself in public toilets while you listen to other people have a shit?
Q. Hello there, I have been bodybuilding for 10 years now and would just like to know if it is gay or not to admire the physiques of the other guys in the gym. You know, sneaking a quick peak now and then while they're lifting so I can see the sweat glistening off their delts, traps and quads. No touching just looking. Many thanks.
Q. Is it gay to wake up in the morning after being on the booze till 3am the night before and finding half a double ended dildo in your pocket and not remembering how it got there?
Q. Is it gay to spend much of your day thinking about new "is it gay" questions to submit, just so you can win a bet with your boss about getting "is it gay" questions answered. (And, I'm pretty sure the guy in question is wearing??? a large butt plug while pondering. Either that or he likes to walk like a duck.)
Q. Is it gay to masturbate in your bed if there is another guy in your room, aka your roomate, if he doesn't know what you are doing?
Q. In your "Man Rules of Existance" you state that owning a cat is forbidden. But is it gay if it's a frat cat and used soley to achieve access to the other type of pussy?
Q. Is it gay to repeatedly say "y helo thar buttseckz" on numerous message boards?
Q. IS IT GAY IF YOU ARE WIPING YOUR ASS AND 3 OF YOUR FINGERS ACCIDENTLY SLIP IN YOUR BUTTHOLE FOR 5 MINUTES OR LONGER?
Q. Is it gay to kiss a girl after 69 or getting head? No snowballing or anything, and not like 2.4 seconds afterward, but a little while after settling down -- "postplay" to ensure future head (and swallowing). My collegues are split on this subject. Some say grab the Plax, others say go for it as long as there is no chin dribble.
Q. Is that Gay if you use pay money to a cable station doing a gay mardi gras as a pay per view....but you want to watch for the excellent choreography of the dancers?
Q. Is it gay for your associate to bring in a few CD's to work and excitedly announce "It's disco day!" and then proceed to chair dance to the music all day long. I already know the answer, but I'd like the "why is it gay" verrified.
Q. Is it gay to listen to Creed?
Q. Is wrestling gay? Not WWE or WWF, but like the Olympic style wrestling?
Q. Is it gay to own a Honda Element? How about the Corbin Sparrow, it looks like a cock for christ sakes.
Q. I feel somewhat ashamed to announce this publicly but my 12 year old son has gone and joined his school's choir this morning without my prior knowledge and consent, will he grow up to be gay?
Q. Is being a wine conniseur gay? By that I mean those who spit wine out followed by comments about boquet and color and all that shit rather than swallow the stuff to get plastered.
Q. Is it true that trucker hats are gay?
Q. I like Elton John's music. But mostly his 70's songs. Is that gay?
Q. is it gay to think that you would love to look like a man because you think hes hot?
Q. is it gay to get a boner n the swimming pool if its just men in there?
Q. Is knowing the exact use of a "buttplug" gay?
Q. My associate sings along to Seal's "Kiss from A Rose" song (Some song from the Batman movies) is that gay, and for that matter, are there any songs that it isn't gay to sing along to?
Q. Tom Jones does a cover of the song "Kiss" by Prince. Or perhaps Prince was covering Tom Jones. Anyhow, I think it's okay to sing along to Tom Jones' version of Kiss. Or any other song by Tom Jones for that matter. After all, there's nothing gay about the amount of snatch that Tom Jones gets, is there? And "Suck My Kiss" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers should also be considered as an acceptable song to sing along to. On the other hand, if you sing along to "Your Kiss is on My List" by Hall & Oates, you just might be a flaming fag.
Q. Thumb rings are gay aren't they? Back in highschool, the rule was earring in the left ear, not gay. Earring in the right ear, gay. But I don't remember anyone with a ring on their thumb. Now I'm in my 30's and nobody has updated me on gay fashion rules.
Q. If one likes the movie Ghostbusters so much that he has a custom "ecto one" plate on his car (Saturn), it has to be gay riqht?
Q. Is it gay to hang out with hot pants wearing Russian gymnast on vacation?
Q. Are guys who ride behind chicks on motorcycles gay? Even worse, what about guys who ride behind guys on motorcycles?
Q. Is it gay to have too many houseplants and to build my own stands for them?
Q. Is that gay if you go to a well known gay nightclub to watch lesbian mud wrestling?
Q. Is that gay if you pitch in with mates to get a friend who never gets any a lady man when he is travelling to another city?
Q. Is that gay to casually look at Robert Mapplethorpe books when visiting your local library?
Q. Regarding the "Ecto one" plate guy. He doesn't have the lightbars (yet), but he does have copies of the logo on his rear windows. Still think this fag is just a dork?
Q. Is it gay to go to a "Unique Lounge" if there are $4 pitchers and you can still pick up on straight women who hang out there because they dig guys who are bi?
Q. Is it gay to hug random men in drunken delerium, for reason that your team has just won the Grand Final in extra time, in soaking wet conditions, against the arch-rival and all odds in a game you travelled across the other side of the country to see?
Q. Okay, so I've broken a few rules. I've hugged a man for no reason. I've sung to A-Teens, even danced to it. I've told a man I loved him, but it was while I was in the army and the bullets were flying and I was in a trench and- well you had to be there. Sure they were blanks but they felt real. And yes! I am the one who owns the car with Ecto-1 licence plates! Now here's the question. I've crossed to the gay side, now what will it take to re-affirm my masculinity and get back on the straight side of the fence? I've got an open minded girlfriend who will help me do whatever it takes to wash the gay away. Help me!
Q. When I was in the Canadian Military, my dress uniform as a jacket and Kilt. I started to like the reaction the ladies got when I wore it, so I bought a few for civilian attire. Is that gay? Keep in mind that the ladies love it. (and before you ask, yes, I wore it in the traditional sense)
Q. Is it gay if, while I'm fucking a girl, I like a finger in my ass just as I'm about to cum?
Q. I fainted when I was beside my wife while giving birth. I'm now a father, but was that gay when i fainted?
Q. Is it gay to be at a bar all night with friends and not drink any beer only water or pepsi?
Q. Between a photo of my girlfriend and I at Niagara Falls and a photo of me back in the army days on an operation, I have cat-a-day calander. That's not gay, is it? The men at work say it is but, I mean, c'mon! Two to one here!
Q. Is it gay to walk into work covered in sweat from the heat outside and use paper napkins to wipe off you face and stand infront of the airconditioner while everyone else waits for you to cool off and free up the ac vent?
Q. Hey Kenny. After a few months of you answering questions from this guy I work with, we have determined the following. 1.He has "Ecto-1' plates. 2.He has hugged a man. 3.He has sung to A-Teen. 4.He has said "I love you" to another man. 5.He wears a kilt. 6. He has a cat calander. 7. He has the Ghostbusters logos glued to the rear windows of his car. At no point have you made a difinitive answer that he is gay (or not). With all this information in hand, I'm worried that the next time he asks me for a raise, he won't be looking for more money. Should I worry??
Q. Mind settling a dispute between me and a friend? The question is: Does cat ownership by a man make said male owner a fag?
Q. Back when I was in grade 12, I turned down a couple of cute blonde twins (short hair glasses, my weakness!) just because they were two years younger than me and in highschool that's apparently some big deal. Anyways, I regret the incident and am wondering if that was incredibly gay or just incredibly stupid. . . .It's both, isn't it?
Q. Is giggling gay? For that Matter, what types of laughs are considered manly, and what are to be outright avoided? Is there a specific decible range to try to stick to? I've been having a few problems, only because puberty has been taking it's bloody time in finishing.
Q. If you fuck a chick who dresses in drag as a dude is that gay. If your did her in the ass is that more gay?
Q. In the "Three MC's and 1 DJ" Video by the Beastie Boys it shows Mixmaster Mike using a backpack that is a replica of the ones worn in Ghostbusters....going on the ECTO 1 conversation from previous times on this website does that make Mixmaster Mike gay?
Q. Is it gay to have too many houseplants if they're marijuana plants and you smoke or sell the weed?
Q. Is it gay to turn down a fuck because the girl in question wanted to do it in the middle of a packed street with police up the road?
Q. Is it gay to drink Michelob Ultra? I mean, come on, who the fuck cares about Carbs?
Q. Does it mean your gay if a MAN wear's an earring ONLY on the right side? The deal iz my left ear got infected so i can not wear one on the left but I would like to start wearing an earring again, but do not want to give off the wrong signal beacause I are not.... well you know a fa..........
Q. Is it gay to sit here for 10 minutes trying to think of a question to ask? I'm just giving you easy prey here really.
Q. I know a guy who has said to people that he can touch his peehole with the end of his tounge. Gay or weird?
Q. Is it gay for a medical practitioner not to get turned on when examining young women (y'know the whole stethascope has to go on the chest deelie)? I have never been turned on by a patient - is that gay?
Q. I was recently at a party. A friend likes to expose himself on a regular basis to the ladies that are present. Another, rather drunk bastard, gently tapped his nut sack with the tips of his fingers. He did not cup the ballz, repeat he did not actually cup the ball sack. Would you consider this gay?
Q. Is it gay to order Chinese food without vegetables? Where does being picky end and gay begin?
Q. Is it gay to say that the war in Iraq is like WWII?
Q. I love pussy. That includes the kind that you knock the bottom out of, and also the other kind: cats. I'm a proud cat owner of a small beast named Rodimus Prime. Rod (as I call him) went to visit a friend of mine who owns two dogs. When I let Rod out of his cage, instead of running into the corner like a scaredy-cat, he just sat there minding his own business. Then both of the dogs tried to bark at him to scare him, and he swiped both of them on the nose with his claws. In that short amount of time he had made that house into his own domain. I submit that even though I love cats, the fact that I love sex with women and have a cat named Rodimus Prime who beat up two dogs on their own turf ensures that I am straight. Am I gay?
Q. Is it gay when you wear a hawain shirt and your not a big fat party animal?
Q. If you were to dig up a dead person of the same sex, and sleep with them, would that make them gay? After all, it cannot be rape, since they do not resist. And since Forcing yourself onto a person who does not resist is not considered rape, does that mean you can turn gay after you die?
Q. Is it gay if you're partially attracted to hair care products?
Q. My Fiancee has made a request for the wedding. She wants me to sing "She's All I'll Ever Need (a.k.a. Here I Am) from - sigh - one of Ricky Martin's albums. She once made me do it in Kareoke 'cause she liked it, fell in love with me after she herd me sing the thing, and now somehow needs me to sing it in front of both my and her families & friends on our "special day" ~ Damn-it. Half the guys at work'll be there ~ . I figure I have no choice, since her family's paying for it and all I'm contributing is the engagement ring and 3.5 minutes of singing, but. . .is it gay to sing it? It is her special day after all and I want to make an exception.
Q. THE "ECTO ONE" GUY HAS DYED A BLOND SPOT INTO THE FRONT OF HIS HAIR. IT'S NOT STREAKED, IT'S MORE LIKE SOMEONE POURED BLEACH ONTO HIS HEAD WHILE HE SLEPT. DORKY OR GAY (OR STYLISH?)
Q. Is it gay for a guy to shave his body hair if he's not a stripper or model?
Q. Men with multiple ear rings... gay?
Q. Is it gay to listen to music made by posers such as Good Charlotte or Slipknot?
Q. Is it gay for dudes to play sports like netball or volleyball?
Q. is it gay when your a guy and u lick your best guy friends ear? when theres already gay tendencys like not wanting a girlfriend and always wantin to b with the guys?
Q. is it gay to feel a mans head if he has a huge head and his nickname is egg head and it is really really big
Q. is it gay to have a mans dick in your hand IF you have his cock so tight blood is shooting out of the hole because the little ass tried to rape you, so you tear it off, jam it up his ass, force his mouth open rip his dick out his ass,jam it down his troat and tear his eyes clear from the socet to leave him lying in a pool of his own blood and seman?
Q. Is it gay to dress in drag so a lesbo will let you eat her pussy?
Q. If you're attracted to K.D. Lang, are you gay? She's still a girl, and looks damn good when she wants. No, not too interested when she's going all butch, but when she's all sexied up she really makes the mahogany.
Q. I found that I was dating a girl just like my mother. Looks, voice, even the way she wears her hair. She really turns me on, and I like it when she- anyways, is that gay?
Q. I have a rose garden. Broads really dig it. Gay?
Q. My girlfriend blows me. After i unload in her mouth how long until I can kiss her. A quick rinse? Brushes her teeth? The next day? The whole idea of kissing after a blowjob, regardless of how long the wait borders on gay. What's appropriate?
Q. I drive a beer truck. There's a fag bar on the route. It's one of the few places that still offer free lunch to delivery guys. If I eat lunch there, am I gay?
Q. Can something that was gay, not be gay now? Twenty-five years ago, when I was a kid, you were gay if you wore short pants, unless they were cut-offs. Now everyone wears nicely tailored shorts. Ten years ago cell phones were gay, now they proliferate the landscape. What's happening? If i answer my cell phone in in non cut-off short, am I a fucking flamer?
Q. Let's say you're at a bar and some fuckhead starts picking a fight with you. Is it gay to grab him by, and put a death grip on, his nuts, so you can avoid getting into a brawl with said fuckhead?