Man fined $250 for signing up poodle to vote
Associated Press
June 11, 2002 08:10:00

LAFAYETTE, Calif. - A man who successfully signed up his poodle to vote as a Republican pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor fraud charge and paid a $250 fine.

Donald Miller, 78, registered his poodle Barnabas three years ago to protest the voter registration process.

"It could have been a lot worse," Miller said Monday after his court appearance in Contra Costa County. "I didn't want jail time."

Miller estimates thousands of ineligible California residents are registered voters. To test his theory, he filled out a voter registration card for Barnabas and waited to see what would happen.

Contra Costa County soon confirmed the poodle was a registered Republican. But prosecutors were not amused.

"He violated the law, and he openly admitted it," said Jim Sepulveda, senior deputy district attorney for the county.

Miller said he never cast a vote in the dog's name, though the dog did get a jury summons in March.

Miller returned the summons with a written explanation of Barnabas' reticence to participate in the civic process: "I have a short attention span, I have to go to the bathroom quite often and besides, I'm a dog."