11 July 2002

OK, so I have given up on any hope of peace in the Middle East.  In my opinion, we should take all that extra ordinance that have lying around, set up waves of F-117s and B-2s, and carpet-bomb the whole area from Jordan to Turkey.  But hey, this is why I am not President.

However, I get to read and hear every day of "the American oppression and injustice against the Islamic world."  I assume this is because we defend Israel, a country and people which has been treated like Jodie Foster in "The Accused" since Biblical times, which maybe, after several attempts by you Arab cunts to destroy it, feels like maybe it has NO FUCKING REASON TO TRUST YOU.

Let me get one thing straight:  we, the Americans as a whole, COULD GIVE A FUCKING SHIT LESS ABOUT YOU TOWELHEADS.

Did you get that?  We don't give a fuck.  You have NOTHING to offer mankind in the way of advancement.  You oppress women and children, you live in huts, and you ride (and fornicate with) camels, among other things to numerous - and pathetic - to mention.  Do you honestly think that we, as Americans, sit over here and think, "Gee honey, you know, we need to find new and exciting ways to keep them Islamic people down"?  No.  We don't.  We have more important shit on our minds.  Like getting that Osama bin Fuckhead asshole.

We don't care about you.

If it were up to us, you all would have killed each other off a thousand years ago.  Unfortunately, you survived to the present day.

So the question remains:  why would we oppress you?

And HOW?

Did we FORCE you to live in what is quite possibly the most inhospitable place on the face of the Earth?  Did we DENY you the right to equality, DENY you the ability to figure out that maybe there should be tolerance for other religions?  Did we somehow put guns to your heads and tell you not to advance technologically, keep you from developing such modern ideas as indoor plumbing and agriculture?

No, what we did was, a long time ago, realize that you are all too fucked to accept anyone's help.  You are all waiting for Allah to come down and lead you to... whatever.

You have had 5,000 years to grow and learn, and what have you developed?  New ways to strap dynamite to your chests before you walk into an Israeli nightclub?  Is THAT your great cultural gift to humanity?

Do you honestly think that the United States of America, a CAPITALIST SOCIETY and ECONOMY, gets off on impoverished millions?

Let me make this blunt:  why would we want a bunch of dirt-eating camelfuckers lying around who can't afford to buy our shit?

I mean, after all, our economy revolves around sales.  Unlike yours, which revolves around oil.  You have ONE export.  We have a BILLION.  However, we can find alternate sources of oil, and for that matter, alternate sources of fuel, PERIOD.  Pretty soon, your oil is going to be worth about as much as my pubic hair.  We would be better off if you actually DID move out of the Fifth Century B.C. and embrace things like world trade and cooperation, but NO, you had to treat everything we did as evil, because apparently, someone interpreted Muhammad's teachings to be "hate everything better than you."

We have no interest in underdeveloped nations that hate us.  No, I take that back... we have an interest when their reject pigfucker citizens fly planes into our buildings.  The day is going to come when it is YOU against US, and guess what?  We have a whole FUCKLOAD of bombs and bullets and what-not over here.  We're a seventeen year-old on Prom night itchin' to blow his load.  We've taken enough shit from enough of you for WAY too FUCKING LONG, and it's time that we fire a few shells at your greasy Arab asses to teach you a lesson on how the world works.

And it's like this.

Just because we don't bow down five times a day toward Mecca, just because our women are allowed to walk around with their skin showing, just because we don't rape women as punishment to their brothers, doesn't mean that we don't deserve a little mutual respect.  As far as I remember, Catholicism was around a long time before Muhammad sat in the cave, so we have squatter's rights on the whole religion thing.

And if push comes to shove, I'll be the FIRST one shoving a rifle down YOUR throat to protect my family, my friends, and my country's way of life.  Personally, I wish you would all put guns into your mouths and empty the chambers while praying to Allah.  Honestly, I do, because I am SICK and TIRED of this fucking SHIT that you assholes pull every day, every month, every year, that proves more and more that your entire sub-species is unworthy of its continued existence on this planet.  This isn't a big huge popularity contest with the afterlife, we're all on this planet together, not against each other, the sooner you get that shit through your turbans, the better.  We don't WANT to hate you, but you haven't given us many reasons the last century or so to think otherwise.

Trust me, God, or Allah, is looking at you assholes shaking his head in disgust right now.  You honestly think you militant pricks are going to Heaven?  Think again, fuckwit, the only virgin where YOU'RE going is your asshole... and it won't be that way for long.

Fuck you, you Islamic prick.

p.s.  Soap.  Buy it, use it, enjoy it.