Fraternal Order of Bartenders
"To Protect and Overserve"
The original DrunkBastard shirt. Wear it with pride. Booze stains not included.

Bibere ergo sum
I drink, therefore I am.
Descartes made it "Cogito" later because his wife got all pissy.

Hey Girls, It may be
short but it's skinny
Because if a guy says he's hung like a gerbil, he really must be... not. Pique their curiosity.

I (heart) eating pussy.
The shirt for lesbians, cat lovers, and men who like to "eat at the Y."

SOBAZONE
The world's most effective hangover cure. Sobazone is sold all over Australia in liquor stores and pharmacies.