Having friends who have e-mail addresses introduces one to a plethora of bizarre little odds-and-ends that one doesn't quite know where to store.  So, in an effort to consolidate the megabytes of crap I was getting and wanted to save for God only knew what (yes, everything is in His plan, I guess), I created a little folder called "Weird Shit" and threw everything into it.  And there it stayed, in some cases for years.  And now I bring them to you.  Videos, games, Flash animation, pictures, and sound bites.  I've promised it to you, now it's time to make good on that promise.  Until my service provider tells me I'm using too big a chunk of their total bandwidth... but that's a story for another day.

TO SAVE THE VIDEOS:  Right-click on it, and select "Save Target As"

FLASH ANIMATION

 

VIDEOS

 

MORE VIDEOS

Priceless Moment   Very Friendly Bathroom   Superfriends Wazzup
Nine Coronas   Adult Science Fiction   Tense Shopping Moment
Airport Scanner   Balloon Eater   Singing Dick
Beer Goggles, The Untold Story   Bear Fight   Big Balls
A Hottie   Bicycle Jump   Chased By The Couch
Joe Cartoons:  Fishing   Car Wash   Newsman's Suicide
Joe Cartoons:  The Microwave   Jackie "The Joke Man"   Soccer Fans
Joe Cartoons:  The Monkey   My Dream Job   War of the Sexes
Ricky Martin   Grandma Bud Wazzup   This Must've Hurt
How To Pick a Secretary   Ferrari Driver   Attitude
Computer Wedgie   Here Fishy Fishy...   Farting in Bed
Another Hottie   Bad Kickboxing Moment   Killing Terrorists
...And Another Hottie   Cossack Dancing   Macintosh Geek
Farting Santas (outside link)   Lighting Farts   Life As a Guy
    Scary Piano Player   Man Show Boy I
    MasterCard Ad   Man Show Boy II
    Referee Gets Punched   Today Show Flasher
    Chris Rock on Cops   Lifeguard Break
    Reason To Use Rubbers   Good Leather TV Ad
Dodge Ad - Bathroom   Viagra Ad - Boxers
Waaaaaay Too Drunk   My Next Girlfriend
Ass Beer Bong   White Guy Dancing
Weed TV Report   Deaf Karaoke
The Fast And Luxurious   German Engineering

 

Miscellaneous Tidbits South Park Soundbites
     
100 Grand Winner Third Grade Sorrow Ice Ice Timmy

911 call

Respect My Authority "In The Ghetto"
Afghanistan Song The Beer Song Lonely Jew On Xmas
The Beans Song Kyle's Mom A Bitch "Carol Of The Bells"
Casey Kasem Goes Nuts Cartman Quotes Merry Fucking Xmas
Cheater Caught on Radio Cartman on Women My Name Is Tim Shady
Dice - 7 Deadly Sins "Come Sail Away" - Cartman Play With Myself
Duckjob Dildo! Rainbows
Homer Simpson Beer Song Donkey Dick Shut Her Hole
Jingle Cock Don't Fuck With Timmy Stupid Bitch
Malcolm X Stamp Fireman Oh Holy Night
School of Masturbation Underpants Gnomes Suck My Balls
Mom and Dad You Have a Great Ass Unclefucker
Bobby Knight Pep Talk "I Hate You Guys" Song Welfare
Retard Xmas Carol of Bells Hippies Suck Offensive Xmas Song
Caught Me One Handed    
Steve Martin Xmas Wish Answering Machine Messages

GAMES

Tivoli Help Desk (thanks Jim)   XXX Puzzle
Vibrator Recall Fingers Are Too Fat Elf Shuffleboard
Ned On The Gay Channel Homer Simpson Fart Machine
Dear Penis Howard Stern A Little Personality Test
Asshole Tonight Voltage Kitty A Goof on the 2000 Election
So... Axe Murderer I Monty Python Snowball Fight
So... Axe Murderer II Pot Smoker The Great Boob Test
So... Axe Murderer III TeleFart  
Chickety China?  You Have? Da Da Da (Trio)

MS WORD BULLSHIT

Delta Airlines   Airport Announcements
The History of "FUCK"   Text Porn
You Kicked My Dog...    
    MISC. POWER POINT
    Powerful Fart...
    Some Pictures